Chanting: "Dad, I'm hungry" works too.
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Chihuahua or Croissant
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I guess I'm going up?
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Pumpkin Dwight
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She's deaf from birth, so she doesn't bark - but she will trash talk you all night!
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Always remind people of their worth...
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Trust Issues?
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This is like the physical incarnation of every conversation I've ever had. I think we're both on the same level but then somehow I end up shirtless at the bottom of a wet staircase in a river
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Secret Santa (hand) Delivered!!
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My 10th favourite from 3 years ago
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Happy Retro Game Day!
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Edge of Hurricane Nate - Flight into Austin Texas
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How do I get these assignments?
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One of my favourites
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Hell Yes!!
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My Secret Santa Gift(s) Arrived - INCREDIBLE!
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They finally got to meet Matt Skiba and he was literally the kindest human being.
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StaRvINg mY Dogs tO DeATh
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Our 45th President:
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My son just started reading HGTTG - I'm so proud!
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Fireworks!!!
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130
Driving home from work yesterday and I get stuck behind...
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633
We're bored and he's sick - send jokes?
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It's been 10 months since I (re)posted this!
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How you gonna just scroll past and not boop this?
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Christmas Selfie!
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WiccaWovenWkikipedia
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It's my cake day and no matter the hate on Louis- this is a genuinely brilliant quote.
2019
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I'm dating a MONSTER
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Last day of work! Starting my new job on Tuesday.
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It's that time of year!
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Congress took $101 million in donations from the ISP industry — here’s how much your lawmaker got:
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When parents visit...
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Dan, chill the f*ck out
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Burr(ito)ains
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70
Some days...
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260
Super Secret Santa:
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iHeart
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Please don't be Canadian, Please don't be Canadian, Please don't be Canadian...
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One of my favorites from 2 years ago!
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Manitoulin Island, Canada
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Getting my kids ready for school these days
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Missed it!
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My Son's take on my Wife and I getting seperated:
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My favourite place
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81
Didn't expect to giggle so much after that initial quote had me thinking
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I missed my own cake day!
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March 12, 2015: The 400-page net neutrality order released by the U.S. Federal Communications Commission
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