1putts

3094 pts · August 23, 2013


I'm not wearing pants.

Shitpost?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, usually I'm pretty good. I feel much shame.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That includes running out to buy 6 boxes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You get pressed ham?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's not a sammich...it's a melt!" - Every Sammich Snob on Reddit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit."-Chrome Incognito

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FREEBIRD!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DFL. Goddamn red kept blocking us out from vaulting into the lead like a Lance Armstrong teammate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya got the cups in the front...two loops in the back. I guess that'a bout it. - Frank Costanza

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not falling for this again. OK, I fell for it. SHUT UP!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammit. GODDAMMIT! I was enjoying this one too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice? That's harsh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna make them all red but decided on blue instead. Would that have made it less confusing? Well, whatever...never mind.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oops...my bad. Count us in...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well that does make it rather awkward. So you play guitar then? I'm super confused.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sigh, it's because the coated skins sound different from the clear and I want the snare to be nice and snappy. Never mind, It's complicated.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So ah...what kind of sticks do you use?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's always Ohio. When I travel to Ohio, I feel safe and at home.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barber: Eyebrows? Me: Yes, please.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but those were real games. I was referring to the trend in mobile gaming of getting you hooked and then soaking you for more $ in DLC.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we let it happen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to join in on a game of hackey sack once and kicked myself in the nuts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm usually of the opinion that even asking that question would get me detained. So no.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AM I BEING DETAINED?!? Be safe out there...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got a lot of problems with you people...and now you're gonna hear about them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know...I know we have our problems with these people but...man oh man...they know what they're doing, chicken-wise.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1