2015Chefj

1388 pts · May 30, 2015


too late motherfuckers, my kids are overseas and out of reach.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, this is what i look at when things like this pop up

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.....GASP....HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAA

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

SīRAT. A WTF did I just watch movie for sure. No gore, just straight up what up?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O' piece o' loose ass has my vote

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...year.
very wholesome

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because Nestle and that delicious, rich, coffee & chocolate....mmmmmmmmmm

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mon Ami, when he was elected the first time (and second) Americans didn't feel like the president affected their lives on a daily basis. We saw the writing on the wall and now we're neighbors, amigo 🇪🇦.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My wife (Maracaibo) took our daughter down to introduce her to the family there and the old women asked her
'whats your name'? 'M...P '
'no sweetheart, your full name'
'M... coño P...F...C"


and they started beating my wife, lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on where you are on how strong a curse it is: Venezuela Coño doesn't have the same connotation as Spain Coño

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

putz

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spain.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We got very, very lucky to be able to leave 8 years ago, Older siblings thought we were crazy giving up a good steady job (that evaporated anyway during COVID) and a good house. No regrets.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

perfect, Santa gonna die but worth it

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Smokey.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#GoHawks

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#7 We're going to be offering free beer all day and I'm stocking up on fireworks.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the way. But to be fair, I wanted our team to beat them because they were so good....and we did...and I was there to witness it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#gohawks

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

had an urban farmer near me plant a sequoia under power lines....once they grew up to the lines they would have to be moved off her property because the sequoias are protected.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The airport bar used to be a place where time doesn't exist and beers were reasonable.... they've taken that from us and the younger generation won't know what a place it was ...

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Don't make me beat you more"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

new tables just dropped at our restaurant

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gazpacho soup

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oooooh, that's better than what I heard (I think I lost a nut)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0