Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it
when you try to make sometime funny and nail it on the first try. the dream.
Be our Pres, be our pres...
MR as a Canadian observing the developing race war in the US.
Long but at least it's not a selfie right?
Now begins the compromise. -___-
Dolores Trump
So my brother and sister each decided to get a dog....with out the other one knowing... BEST WEEK EVER. Meet Murphy and Celia.
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Neat. They tell you when it's your cake day now. Also, It's my cake day.
Finally hit renowned and loving you more each day.
Some of the DOTA2 game reviews are gold...
Hey imgur, its my Dad's 60th bday. Look at this guy back in the day.
Tips for buying the perfect engagement ring
my first gif, I really want this to become a regular here because this scene is great.
Great shot of the first female in space.
Upload anything they said, get up votes they said. Here's me doing the Ride to Conquer Cancer
Uh oh, what did I do....
1/8th bathing
MRW my phone switches the way the app is facing all of a sudden
starting watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt...first scene and already I like it.
"Love your fellow man, unless they're Black or Hispanic" John 22:15
is that the hybrid dinosaur they've been working on?
It's my third cake day so I made a gif summarizing the last 3 years here.
Now how's that for irony.
MRW my dentist tells me I need to floss more.
MRW I see click bait with the title, "25 jokes you will only get if you're really a NERD."
MFW, after actually trying, my Siamese Fighting fish died. :(
Fallout of love
So the mayoral election is going on in my city...
Merry Christmas, if abstinence is just as effective as a condom might as well enjoy the sex.
Cat Saturday!!!
For my second Cake Day I present one of my favorite memes.
getting dressed monday mornings...
After seeing the new Spider-man movie...
This is my cat, there are many but this one is mine...
never translate hindi, not once.
MRW I skip a class to catch up on sleep, check my email when I wake up and see the class was cancelled 25 mins before it was supposed to start
I went to my first drag race last weekend.
They were braver people than I.
right to bear arms.
This is why I love imgur with all my heart and genitals.
soul destroyingly cute
Steam Summer Sale begins tomorrow. My body is ready.
MRW my phone company won't take my credit card info because I forgot to change my bill to my new address