ACentaurElbowDeepInMe

19311 pts · October 23, 2016


Send me pictures of centaurs, feed me chocolates and tell me I'm pretty

Could be some other type of rubber with an iridescent coating? Maybe stretchy PVC? Whatever it is, it looks amazing. I take OP at her word. She’d have the best idea of what she was wearing lol.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Former photographer here.

Betting this was shot with off-camera lighting, which could explain the appearance of the reflections. Bright flash strobes + diffused late afternoon sun can make interesting effects.

Depending on how the lights were staged, it could also make the seams look more prominent in some spots and almost invisible in others.

Might also be how the images were edited in post.

Lotta diff factors, but it’s a beautiful composition all the same.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Creating a new account to get around being blocked so you can continue to harass someone, especially a WOMAN, is beyond creepy. It’s straight up predatory stalker shit.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

What do we think of Susie? Cunt!
What do we think of cunts? Susie!
Thank you!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, Trunts’ desperation is hilarious and pathetic

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Professional writer here.

They’re both technically correct, but “need to be reminded” is the more common and widely accepted form because it includes a passive infinitive construction which smooths out the flow and sounds more natural.

That said, neither is inherently right or wrong.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Of fucking course

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the entire Christing fuck?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant #4, crap. Putting in the wrong image number, throw it out the windoOoOow

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#9 OMG SHAMALA HAMALA!!

4 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Get some, Dora! Do it for Chesty!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heroyam Slava!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, never punch a Nazi with an empty fist.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whooooooosh

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Si, jefe. A plethora of things.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It’s for the children!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop trying to start it, you’re going to flood the engine

7 months ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

I’m an ad copywriter and even I know that’s wrong. You shove it up your ass and THEN take the measurement

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bruise the meme, stopping for food!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op what’s that song playing at around 1:10?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Ahhh fuck, there’s a spider in here!”

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The absolute incompetence is just … howwww? wtf??!

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*could’ve not could of

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Remember how much responsibility this orange scrotum accepted for anything the last time? Zero. Nil. None at all.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this what winning looks like?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A whole-ass bakery

1 year ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

You must be a hammer, because you just nailed it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look like shep but not move like shep?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whyyyyy the fuuuuck

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0