The security system at my sheriff's office malfunctioned and dispatched police to the scene.
I'm not sure how to respond to that...
My parents' cat is my spirit animal.
I took my parents' dog to get ice cream. I think she likes it.
Is lemonade mix still good 100 years after its expiration date?
I don't claim to be a Gate City expert or anything but I am fairly certain that this is not a picture of Greensboro.
Eight years ago, my mom said she would never have a pit bull. Yesterday she was trying to take a selfie with her favorite pit.
I had this weird feeling that someone at the stoplight was watching me
Not the most exciting superhero...
I'm seeing a slight logistical problem here...
I looked over my parents' banister and their cat was shocked to see me.
This is the view from my hotel room
Agri Supply has a bunch of empty shelves, weird.
"Let me put your coat on, sweet girl, it's cold out." -My mom who said she never wanted a pit bull
On a list of things I never thought I'd be doing, riding on the roof of a fire engine in a St. Patrick's Day parade was up there
She wants to sleep on my bed.
For my 7th birthday, my parents said we were getting something that started with the letter C. He took his final breath today.
I got sunglasses for my parents' dog
Greensboro tornado, two days later. The roof of this church was sitting in a nearby tree.
I got a new Bluetooth tracker. It's literally a nut button.
Two months ago she was scared of the big truck I drove
My mom REALLY gets into Christmas decorating
This was an important scene for me. Depression isn't always easy to recognize and/or accept, even in yourself.
One of these meeting room names doesn't quite follow the same pattern.
Someone sent me a fish pond pump from Amazon. The address didn't have my last name and my dad did not send it.
Add: "The dog needs an Easter basket" to a list of things my mom never said until I started college
This dog looks like it's got...a bone to pick.
"I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
My mom recently joined Instagram and it seems the dog has become her model.
Fun Fact: Lighters are actually full of magic.
I won two dragon boat medals today!
I recently got veneers and last night was the first time I smiled with confidence since elementary school.
Asked my parents what tattoo they'd get. My dad said, "her, my best friend". He meant the dog, not my mom.
There's missing cat without his bowtie on
This boat at the lake where my dragon boat team practices has been sitting so long it's growing two pine trees.
After a recent inoperable cancer diagnosis, Yogi, the Greensboro Grasshoppers mascot, has passed.
My parents' dog always wants to greet me as soon as she sees my car pull up
My mom recently joined Instagram and has gotten into taking selfies
Haiti impacting Haiti.
This diagram absolutely kills me!
You don't have to put on the red light
I'm pretty sure my parents' dog was killed by a UPS driver in her past life.
Is this the You vs. The Guy She Tells You Not to Worry About of grocery stores?