AbsoluteMercenary

105007 pts ยท October 1, 2013


Before messaging me, please consider the fact that I'm a twenty one year old guy. That should dissuade most of you people. I also enjoy using gifs

Let the Egg Hunting Begin!

Points 31
Comments 10
Views 1178

When She Starts Slobberin' on Your Knob too rough and you're just standing there not knowing what to do

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 1960

God Help Those Working in Retail Tomorrow

Points 41
Comments 12
Views 388

The Master of Disguise

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 2059

The Title's in the gif

Points 32
Comments 9
Views 1375

'Merica

Points 69
Comments 5
Views 14862

In Light of my Cakeday, I give you, Pax Romana

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 307

Pssst, wanna conquer some Barbarians ?

Points 2597
Comments 109
Views 58496

For All of your Heresy Purging Needs (Warhammer Dump)

Points 3703
Comments 246
Views 108009

When people ask me if I'm going to finish that last piece of food

Points 53
Comments 7
Views 756

I find out that someone on Reddit copied my OC Imgur post word for word, and it doesn't even come close to my own.

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 379

You

Points 47
Comments 13
Views 114

When my friend and I find someone stuck in a hole

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 279

When it's your turn to find your friends in hide and go seek and you know where all the good spots are

Points 52
Comments 18
Views 538

Watching the news on ISIS capturing a pilot from Jordan, North Korea's internet, and another cop shooting, then a segment on a celebrity comes up

Points 26
Comments 8
Views 1405

Just what LNI Needs

Points 17
Comments 11
Views 1071

The Avengers can't save you, IN THE THUNDER DOME!

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 13427

"Toasty"

Points 53
Comments 5
Views 209

When it's nighttime and you realize you're in the wrong neighborhood

Points 30
Comments 10
Views 823

When you sneak up on your girlfriend

Points 13
Comments 15
Views 409

When I see everyone elses resolutions versus my own

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 184

What I think of most of todays music

Points 38
Comments 19
Views 307

GET OVER HERE!

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 1376

Nothing Quite Like Wind Power

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 1501

That escalated quickly

Points 8204
Comments 202
Views 58913

When you see a post that you know the OP was downvote baiting with

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 327

MRW Someone tells me to smile for the camera

Points 33
Comments 9
Views 12992

When you get in a fight with a person online who speaks a different language then you

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 1440

When your friend puts on some new music you haven't heard before, and it ends up being badass

Points 7318
Comments 242
Views 40223

When you try to play a stealth-based game

Points 34
Comments 8
Views 368

"Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found"

Points 35
Comments 15
Views 1938

When you have to save your drunk friend from having his "Hold My Beer Moment" at a party

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 1872

When a friend asks if he should ask my crush out for me

Points 31
Comments 12
Views 31955

This is what Defeat looks like

Points 12312
Comments 264
Views 95521
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