Bath Time
And I'm not afraid to use it!
I'm always prepared...
Onward, bitch!
The morning after a hard, leg day work out
Just told my Siamese he was adopted
When you take a girl out for a fancy meal ... and then they bring you the check
Brought a friend over to meet the family for the first time and have dinner ... MRW she brings up politics
The blonde receptionist was cute ... but not very helpful!
MRW I turn off the lights in the basement and haul ass upstairs before the monsters get me
Women's Bathroom Lines Be Like
When you've had a bad day, and your girl is just like...
When I go to use the camera on my phone, and forget that its still set on the front facing lens
Trying to find the right classroom, when the semester starts
When I overhear the hot girl I'm crushing on, say my name in a convo
That face tho
When you are trying to get BAE in the mood
When you work in retail, and hear the same joke over and over and have to force a laugh everytime...
o-O
Bachelorette confession
As a lesbian who looks "straight" this is the worst!
Sitting...Wishing...Waiting...Soooon
I see this all the time at work
"Oh my God! Look how big your paw is compared to mine"
"NO! You may NOT have my stuffed animal, now, good day sir! ... I SAID GOOD DAY!"
That SNEAKY bastard
Lesbian First World Problems :(
Right in his baby maker
Gimme your food, I AM THE NIGHT!
Or guys named Adam for that reason
Or two...or three...
It's a horror porn movie I could watch!
Cat bedsheets game
Buzz and Woody
*Squeelzzz* :3
"Are you stupid?"
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way you do
My two boys, Buster and Jackson, love eachother
Parenting Level: Trolling
Parkour wakeboarding
LNI anyone?
This is why us ladies always go to the bathroom in groups ;)
Saturday Night: My neck, My back, My Netflix, and my snacks!
The downside is, I need more batteries :(
What I'm REALLY doing when I type LOL
When you're thirsty as shit from playing hard at recess, and have to wait in line for the water fountain
"I got it! Wait ... dafuq? Did you see that?"
Puppy learns to howl for the first time
I wouldn't want to be late again in that class
Fun Fact you might not have known:
I just told my cat, Buster, that he's adopted ... he took it rather well.
o-O wat?