AfterTheShadows

52358 pts ยท August 30, 2011


Go fuck yourself. http://i.imgur.com/KcXaXmE.gif

I'm going to build an 8 foot tall brick wall around my yard. Contractors say it will cost $8,700. I'm going to make my neighbors pay for it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Sold.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does that include the bucket?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The plot got better the further I scrolled down.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a cherry popsicle stuck in my butthole.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Can I watch you masturbate?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never sucked a fart out of a porcupine's ass. NOT EVER!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm getting a bj right now. His name is Elroy. I call him Elroy. I also have a popsicle stuck in my ass.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Freud would have a blast with this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doodlelette

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You let your girlfriend have too much time on her hands. When does she make you a sandwich?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have some melted popsicle juice for you.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a popsicle stuck in my ass.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Social Engineering, Level: Global

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm going to try this with a huge dildo and a slut I know.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucked a girl while her mom pretended to be asleep on the couch next to us.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are hungary people in hungary who will eat logs, too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brutus the Barber Beefcake is ... Can't remember the guy's name in blue... hurricane, typhoon, earthquake something maybe.. I dunno

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll upvote this if you take a picture of that nail on your tongue

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put the hood back down and lets go

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put a tootsie roll up my ass and now I can't get it out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IJLBIWNVLAI ( I just laughed, but i was not very loud about it. ) ... The guy with the penis sweater and nipple fur on the right

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif sucks

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

With that winning attitude... Would you be interested in a job French kissing my anus and spit shining my taint?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Who is going to hire this guy and for what job?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me at RRRRRRR-GHGHGHGHGHGH!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have some melted popsicle juice if anyone wants it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bird just wanted to have it's picture taken and make it to the front page. Beautiful selfie, but me thinks that birdy made you a tool.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Mom, come take a look at this!"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The shit I find of the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0