My Secret Santa > your Secret Santa!!
Secret Santa package is on its way!! Doubt not people!
My husband and I go on weekend trips all over the PNW on our motorcycle. We always grab a sticker from our stops for the boxes (as well as some extra fun ones :))
MRW everyone at work calls me "the nerd" and they want my opinion on the situation
"Would you like the drink menu or the dessert menu"
Still relevant
Googled Pokemon Master. Didn't disapoint.
I think this guy is republican? Maybe...
Get Swhifty!
Best friend from college is getting married and I'm just like
MRW my mom tells me I'm "selfish for not wanting to have children" because I want to focus on my goals and actually chase my dreams
When she says she has salt to ward off all that devil heat
Best day of my life! I said yes!
When I work 65 hours a week and try to have a social life
Darth Vader in a kilt playing bagpipes on a unicycle. Yus.
Truth
The Throwback Truth
Raspberry white chocolate muffins! Come at me dough.
Always wanted a Tamagotchi as a kid. Got one because I can
Made dark chocolate almond scones for the weekend ^_^
It's late, I'm in a food coma, and everything on TV is funny. I've hit a high!
When she says she wants to pick the movie...
Traveling across the country. Mr. Duck is constantly judging me.
When foreign exchange students try to correct me on my American History. smh
mhm
Just moved to Portland for my job. Up for a drink?
Just moved to a new town. Found a local bar that has skee ball!
The classic Valentine's Day gif.
Our old timer passed away this morning. He was the best dog in the world... Rest In Peace Bailey
chill out *smh*
Some words, if you will.
That Ear :)
Sh*t I wish I could say to my boss. I'll start:
Bashful old timer
every time I take a nap I swear
"squeaky toy is in the sink" gambit again.
White girl problem of the day: Roomate just used the last of the Siracha
Real reason: she's actually hung over
Beebee Groot says hello :)
Stunning in graphite
Fact.
Found an albino squirrel in the yard. His name is the Duke of Wellington.
NSFW ... but yeah.
"Where has this show been my whole life"
*honest trailers* That tree is on fiyyaa
As the OP, I can relate
My dog looks so bored when we try to entertain. Sorry master
I miss this show :')
You... you monster!
Saw this majestic gentleman yesterday
Best friends doggie had pups!
This is so true. Anyone else?