AlexSomething

112358 pts · January 6, 2015


If you see one my comments posted twice, apologies, it's Imgur being fucky.

If a benevolent god existed, he wouldn't have made it this old. So either there's no gods and we're on our own, or the ones we have are assholes (or don't give a shit about us).

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like the ending credits of 8 or 16 bit era video game.

10 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's Nintendo, and Nintendon't. You just put a target on your back. The last thing you'll hear is "hiyaa" and the sound of pottery breaking on your head. RIP.

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too many sauces now have capsaicin as an ingredient... heat is the priority, not taste.
Which, if you only care about heat, it's fine, but I like my food to also taste good.

20 hours ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Looking at the drunk dude's body movements especially when he dances, I can't be alone thinking he was itching to slap the bouncer.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

That titty molestation would be enough to be considered an assault. The getting in the face too. That gentle push was an appropriate first reaction and use of force. The coming back looking for trouble absolutely deserved that slap.
Now if the bouncer didn't take care of the unconscious dude afterward, that's a big nono. But everything before that? FAFO.

21 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Ouch, her knees.

21 hours ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

70~80 years of this bullshit is enough (if you even make it this far) what the fuck would anyone but the ultra rich want to live 200 years?
Solve immediate problems first, climate change, wars, hunger. There's a fucking genocide happening in broad daylight, fully documented, and we sat there doing nothing but sure, let's live 200 years.

21 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Do keep in mind that to get up there, there are like 300 steps to climb. Not for the faint of heart (literally). And that's just inside the basilica. If you don't use the funicular, there are more steps to climb outside.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 That's the Sacré-Cœur Basilica (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacr%C3%A9-C%C5%93ur,_Paris) and it's also absolutely worth a visit too. Even if you don't pay to visit the interior, the outside square is lovely and has a nice view.
If you pay, you can access the dome which gives you a really nice 360° view from one of the tallest point in Paris. And unlike Notre-Dame (the last time I visited at least) there's no time limit. There are benches and you can stay for a long time chilling.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Guess I should start flinging my shit at other people, monkeys also seem to be experts at that.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can think of a few wrong ways to peel a banana, but none of the two above would apply.


"Monkeys do it that way", "everyone did it that way before", "the banana peel gag always portray it that way", this is bullshit. If you can peel the banana easily and cleanly without damaging the fleshy part, it's right. Period.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't matter anyway, reading books isn't a war crime. Sniping children for fun is.

1 day ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He shoots laser from his eyes and can fly, I don't think that's covered by physics.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By "whatever they do" I don't mean that if they break laws, their government should extract them, but it should ensure their rights are respected. Again, fair trial and all that. If someone's guilty, by all mean, imprison them but do so while respecting human rights.
And thankfully, no, I'm not American.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are maaaaaaany cases of people wrongfully charged overseas for the most bullshit reasons. Human rights are supposed to be inalienable, culpability doesn't change that, location doesn't change that.
At the very least, a government should do everything it can to protect its citizens' rights.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he actually break their laws or did the Iranian government invent the charges? They're not exactly trustworthy fellows. And anyone should have the rights to a fair trial, which he didn't get. A government is supposed to protect its citizens, wherever they go, whatever they do.
If he's guilty and had a fair trial, let him go to prison but if he's charged with suspicious charges and held in inhumane conditions, his government should help him.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you read about Nutty Putty and still do this, there's something wrong with you imho.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not that I would be surprised, but isn't blue sleeves a kid?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the Corporal Nobbs strategy.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does it say about me that I instantly recognized Trafalgar Law's katana...

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"the Algerian departments of France" this needs updating...

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are these just as weak against nets as the average drone?

If so, time to stock up on net guns...

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

North European Atlantic Treaty Organization. NEATO.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is the cease fire including Israel getting out of the portion of Lebanon they now control? No? Then they don't give a shit. They got what they really wanted.
Iran isn't included in their Greater Israel after all.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

809 islands? Did you get bored and stopped counting?
Scandinavia alone has 500k+
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_islands

Even if you only consider the bigger inhabited ones, you're still in the tens of thousands.

4 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's funny that a country so big has 1/5 of its population concentrated in a single city.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0