AlmostCertainlyNotPickles

507143 pts · January 23, 2013


Hi, I'm pretty much maybe Pickles. Check out my account on Wattpad and give my stories a read! My debut novel Natural Magic is in late stages of development, and I love getting feedback. https://www.wattpad.com/user/ACNP000 Some are cross posted on Royal Road if that's more your speed. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/311819/fictions Send me a DM if you're interested in joining the Advanced Reader Copy team for Natural Magic and would like a digital copy of your own!

#44 not only did I buy one, but I gave it to my college sweetheart months before we broke up

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With 3 and 5, do you get to choose the moment? Is the money from 4 given in pennies? Do you survive breathing underwater with 2, or does it just teleport you under the ocean? Do you get eternal life with your eternal youth with 1?

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I'm willing to believe this without concrete data, but largely because of what I know about the lack of restrictions on food production in America.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You're glowing"
'thanks, it's the fry oil'

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

tbf since it's linear, 20 min is exactly halfway to their meeting point

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 5:40. A car going 35 can go 23.3333 miles in that time, and a car going 40 can go 26.6666 miles in that time, which since they're driving opposite directions would be the meeting point.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

God I fuckin hope

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

help! my market isn't acting predictably after several once-in-a-lifetime events and periods of unprecedented circumstances! my crystal ball predicted I'd make more money than I am and it's all the kids' fault! give me attention and more importantly give me your money!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

call me ill-informed, but I've never heard a British person call them ichipsi

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

getting handsy in the tub alone I see

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I do love clowns. Haha look at him, he's so silly 🤣

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Holy Sea? Or the Holy See?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rat-king tailed maggots

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, I was taught that in college.
I had to do the final project for my freshman year twice. One was presented with zero effort but the machine worked. The other had a great presentation with no working machine. Guess which one got the passing grade.

3 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You'd think it'd be counter-intuitive, but really he's living the dream. He avoids responsibility by not accepting it. Proving he can get away with making money in extremely stupid ways and putting the consequences on others is what makes him their idol.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Words don't hurt them. I'm still kind of amazed no one has figured that out yet.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rabbit making mochi

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like this Talarico guy

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The ones who have been clamoring for 2A rights and funding the NRA and all that, this is the type of tyranny they want. As it turns out, they weren't interested in preventing all types of tyranny, and they're very submissive to male authority figures of their choosing.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One gallon of gas

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

still hoping he's got that touch of death when he shakes Vicky's hand.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recommend the membership and donation, but the app is just garbage. There are better alternatives that are FOSS.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not quite getting it yet...

4 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I feel the world is waiting on Americans to do something about America.

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For what it's worth, I've not been ok for a long time.

4 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I've seen this image a few times but not from any official source. Where did you find it?

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where did you get this image? It isn't anywhere in the official pictures from what I can tell.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, Hbomberguy's video on plagiarism

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, you should. And not into MS Word because they use it for training AI.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

/gallery/Zbi5Jri well, there's mine. The proceeds are going to charity.

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