AlphaCueUp

3671 pts · March 31, 2015


If you took out somone's small intestine and stretched it out end to end, you would go to jail.

друг

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"This is the camera hive smash"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The F-22 Raptor would have made it out alive though

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The long sleeve going into the tub of water to retrieve one of them makes me uncomfortable.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a peencake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does he look like a male version of Harley Quinn

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What about "my ass itches"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More like put your dick in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting on a tree fiddy at the end

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh yes..the numbers..they're the key to-" *gets shot in the head and dropped 4 stories onto a pipe*

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

What a doucher

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dun dun dunulun, dun dun dunalun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also the airport code for Toronto

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To be fair one time I went to Wendy's and their frosty machine was broken.

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Belt gig line is still on point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironic that Mercury was at an AID fashion show

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*@ISeeUpvotes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*ba dum ping*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

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We are just getting started

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what Jew* did there

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right now actually

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