"I'm tired, boss."
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5
145
"Our broad policy for Europe should prioritize: -Ending the perception, and preventing the reality, of NATO as a perpetually expanding alliance..."?
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22
1449
Median household income for his district is $76,668.
610
77
21986
The text on the sign, which appears to be joke mocking the pronunciation of "you see" said "Mexican Word of the day: JUICY. Tell me if Juicy Ice coming."
41
26
1795
Both Hoffman and Hortman are Democrats.
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49
13032
This timeline, man... ...
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20808
Little bit of stochastic terrorism for the healthcare field...
833
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14558
33 balloons short and they didn't even use red ones.
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7
1130
Oh. Darn. Annnnnnyway....
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4
1148
Cunt.
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2087
See, this wouldn't happen if they hadn't taken Jesus out of the sch-... oh.
1402
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53448
Crazy stuff sometimes happens at military parades...
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9
111
David Brooks eats own shit on national TV.
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12
2560
Well, considering he's a complete charlatan & quack, he's right on this one.
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20504
(we still hate Drake, right?)
1
9
481
Boebert & Mace... even "Art the Clown" isn't as malicious and hateful as these two clowns.
69
18
1212
Imagine if you will: Bill Burr as a cattle rancher.
23
3
757
Jeez Temu...
24
0
324
Security....
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Jeez... gonna need some of that "Law on Five Ears of Grain" action here pretty soon, amirite?
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25284
Enshittification.
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15
2008
Death's Walk, circa 1896. Painted by Magnus Enckell.
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1
813
When a headline is *almost* poetry.
25
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1550
He wants me to go to sleep so he can go downstairs and play cards with the other two cats...
5
2
202
Oh for Pete's sake... get a new routine, Vladimir Vladimirovich.
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989
something-something GiViNg tAx-PaYer doLLaRs tO iLLeGaL ALiEnS!!!!
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31
1457
Now that's an economy in rebound!! Fuck you, Obamanation!!! /s
8
12
570
So *head/desk* Fucking *head/desk* Embarrassing *head/desk*
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And now it's time to ramp-up the assault on the judiciary branch.
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All he can do is fuck up shit that works, announce new bullshit holidays, and try to rename shit...
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18
977
De facto book burning.
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8
1612
This will do so, so, so, so, so, so, so, much to improve the lives of American families - never mind about the price of groceries!!Right?
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17
938
Trump/Palin 2016
8
1
1842
Breaking news: Right-Wing Asshole Jay Weber Eats Own Shit On Twitter.
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19519
"The diversity initiative Trump referred to was in place during his first term."
17
9
524
'tis merely a coincidence, surely...
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8
1303
"Let them be brought to a foreign land and maintained by others for a very small fee, as opposed to be maintained in our jails for massive amounts of money..."
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44
868
Stanley, my office panther.
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2
3539
Good old moral panic...
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"He chose a great name, Leo XIV. But to me and his brother, he'll always be Pope Little Peckerhead Number Two."
17
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810