2039 pts ยท May 5, 2013
Most of the world is carpeted, and one day WE will do the cleaning.
Life's a dirty game, you gotta play dirty to win it!
Nice username, dawg. The Thick of It, right?
Because what do you say to that? (2/2)
Or you hit then with a "oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my small penis dangling in the wind". (1/2)
No one has ever defeated the Vale!
SAME
(DUH DUNNUH DUH DUNNUH DUH DUNNUH DUH DUNNUH) , IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
Dreams do come true.
Y'all want an eye swap, just go watch the Pompeii music video. Enjoy not sleeping doe.
I can't get it out of my head that he probably tastes like lemon Italian ice.
You must answer this question to pass.... WHOS A GOOD BOY?
Does your cat live in Portland?
This guy
How can you cook your grits faster than the rest of the grit-eating world?! Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?
I'm conflicted.
*vandelay
WHITE WALKERS
Pizza..... Pizza?
You joined a startup?
Akeela and the condom
Really? I was so disappointed with how the line was delivered in the movie. I loved it in the book.
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.... I said to your mom
I was wondering when someone would bring that up.
Hahaha oh man, that's offensive. I love it.
Yeah but what about AnalEmperor, AnalDictator? Had anyone asked them about THEIR feelings?
Marty: "Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get to 88" Doc: "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
I don't think you understand how to be sarcastic. Because that was a really poor attempt. Also, fuck off. No one cares about your opinion.
I AM THE ONE WHO UPVOTES
Holy Christ buckets
Life's a dirty game, you gotta play dirty to win it!
Nice username, dawg. The Thick of It, right?
Because what do you say to that? (2/2)
Or you hit then with a "oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my small penis dangling in the wind". (1/2)
No one has ever defeated the Vale!
SAME
(DUH DUNNUH DUH DUNNUH DUH DUNNUH DUH DUNNUH) , IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
Dreams do come true.
Y'all want an eye swap, just go watch the Pompeii music video. Enjoy not sleeping doe.
I can't get it out of my head that he probably tastes like lemon Italian ice.
You must answer this question to pass.... WHOS A GOOD BOY?
Does your cat live in Portland?
This guy
How can you cook your grits faster than the rest of the grit-eating world?! Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?
I'm conflicted.
*vandelay
WHITE WALKERS
Pizza..... Pizza?
You joined a startup?
Akeela and the condom
Really? I was so disappointed with how the line was delivered in the movie. I loved it in the book.
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.... I said to your mom
I was wondering when someone would bring that up.
Hahaha oh man, that's offensive. I love it.
Yeah but what about AnalEmperor, AnalDictator? Had anyone asked them about THEIR feelings?
Marty: "Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get to 88" Doc: "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
I don't think you understand how to be sarcastic. Because that was a really poor attempt. Also, fuck off. No one cares about your opinion.
I AM THE ONE WHO UPVOTES
Holy Christ buckets