19603 pts ยท November 17, 2013
Uhm.... Uuhm... Thirty four!
... so you're a crab biologist?
Then a second flaw... and eventually a third flaw. The third flaw lasts about 18 years.
Wanna know a secret? We have learned to act oblivious always lest we become that creepy fuck standing in the corner and staring. It's a fear
You got a call? I always have to call them. Then I'm told "Wellll... we liked the interview.... but we're looking at a lot of applicants..."
The way I learned to not fall, is think of how penguins walk. They keep their feet under them. That's why they waddle. No I'm not good at it
Darth Maul terrified 5 year old me. I did not get the lego set.
I remember ep1 coming out. WalMart did a promotion where Darth Maul would give you a free lego set if you'd build a pod racer. 1/2
... while three druids watch from the background. Kinky.
Ah yes, the rare wape. Truly majestic.
What? No. I want a better view.
OW! Holy shit... I just got cut... on all this edge.
That's a real HD meme.
And sometimes people just don't care. Saw one old guy in sweats in a wal-mart walking out of the bathroom with the most obvious stiffie
Nah, he didn't follow through and apologized. He's a yellow Nancy is what he is.
You been licking yourself for five minutes. Time for you to go now. *punt*
Sit down child, I think it's time you knew.. you're adopted.
A&W in a chilled glass mug.
Disgusted response: Love is a chemical reaction telling M-m-meat bags to breed.
... Talk? So, like... can I ask you about your thoughts on dinner during? Or... tell you a funny story?
Not to mention fuck with any automatic bill acceptor, such as ATMs, electric safes, and self-checkouts. Fuck that "Hack"
Sorry, difficulty rating on insight check was a 32.
THe first step is to drop your panties on the floor.
Probably also pronounce my balls with a hard g
Zark, Zaphod forgot his towel? That is one un-froody dude. Now Ford, that frood knows where his towel is.
To me, it looks more like the Amber armor from the Shivering Isles
Fun fact, at Carl's Jr, in the modify options, Ketchup is named Catsup on the button.
I mean, I like Anecdoche
Oh praise be, someone else bel
Isn't it weird? I've been trying to learn to speak Spanish, if at least a little. My Mexican co-workers laugh when I do.
... so you're a crab biologist?
Then a second flaw... and eventually a third flaw. The third flaw lasts about 18 years.
Wanna know a secret? We have learned to act oblivious always lest we become that creepy fuck standing in the corner and staring. It's a fear
You got a call? I always have to call them. Then I'm told "Wellll... we liked the interview.... but we're looking at a lot of applicants..."
The way I learned to not fall, is think of how penguins walk. They keep their feet under them. That's why they waddle. No I'm not good at it
Darth Maul terrified 5 year old me. I did not get the lego set.
I remember ep1 coming out. WalMart did a promotion where Darth Maul would give you a free lego set if you'd build a pod racer. 1/2
... while three druids watch from the background. Kinky.
Ah yes, the rare wape. Truly majestic.
What? No. I want a better view.
OW! Holy shit... I just got cut... on all this edge.
That's a real HD meme.
And sometimes people just don't care. Saw one old guy in sweats in a wal-mart walking out of the bathroom with the most obvious stiffie
Nah, he didn't follow through and apologized. He's a yellow Nancy is what he is.
You been licking yourself for five minutes. Time for you to go now. *punt*
Sit down child, I think it's time you knew.. you're adopted.
A&W in a chilled glass mug.
Disgusted response: Love is a chemical reaction telling M-m-meat bags to breed.
... Talk? So, like... can I ask you about your thoughts on dinner during? Or... tell you a funny story?
Not to mention fuck with any automatic bill acceptor, such as ATMs, electric safes, and self-checkouts. Fuck that "Hack"
Sorry, difficulty rating on insight check was a 32.
THe first step is to drop your panties on the floor.
Probably also pronounce my balls with a hard g
Zark, Zaphod forgot his towel? That is one un-froody dude. Now Ford, that frood knows where his towel is.
To me, it looks more like the Amber armor from the Shivering Isles
Fun fact, at Carl's Jr, in the modify options, Ketchup is named Catsup on the button.
I mean, I like Anecdoche
Oh praise be, someone else bel
Isn't it weird? I've been trying to learn to speak Spanish, if at least a little. My Mexican co-workers laugh when I do.