AnExpertInThisField

19603 pts ยท November 17, 2013


Uhm.... Uuhm... Thirty four!

... so you're a crab biologist?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then a second flaw... and eventually a third flaw. The third flaw lasts about 18 years.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanna know a secret? We have learned to act oblivious always lest we become that creepy fuck standing in the corner and staring. It's a fear

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got a call? I always have to call them. Then I'm told "Wellll... we liked the interview.... but we're looking at a lot of applicants..."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way I learned to not fall, is think of how penguins walk. They keep their feet under them. That's why they waddle. No I'm not good at it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darth Maul terrified 5 year old me. I did not get the lego set.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember ep1 coming out. WalMart did a promotion where Darth Maul would give you a free lego set if you'd build a pod racer. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

... while three druids watch from the background. Kinky.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the rare wape. Truly majestic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? No. I want a better view.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OW! Holy shit... I just got cut... on all this edge.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a real HD meme.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And sometimes people just don't care. Saw one old guy in sweats in a wal-mart walking out of the bathroom with the most obvious stiffie

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nah, he didn't follow through and apologized. He's a yellow Nancy is what he is.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You been licking yourself for five minutes. Time for you to go now. *punt*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sit down child, I think it's time you knew.. you're adopted.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A&W in a chilled glass mug.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Disgusted response: Love is a chemical reaction telling M-m-meat bags to breed.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

... Talk? So, like... can I ask you about your thoughts on dinner during? Or... tell you a funny story?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Not to mention fuck with any automatic bill acceptor, such as ATMs, electric safes, and self-checkouts. Fuck that "Hack"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry, difficulty rating on insight check was a 32.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THe first step is to drop your panties on the floor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably also pronounce my balls with a hard g

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Zark, Zaphod forgot his towel? That is one un-froody dude. Now Ford, that frood knows where his towel is.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To me, it looks more like the Amber armor from the Shivering Isles

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, at Carl's Jr, in the modify options, Ketchup is named Catsup on the button.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I like Anecdoche

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh praise be, someone else bel

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't it weird? I've been trying to learn to speak Spanish, if at least a little. My Mexican co-workers laugh when I do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0