We didn't stop to think if we should
"It's a pleasure to meet you!" - crab, probably
that monkey might get stabbed based on that side eye
For scale
Turning that polka up to 11
To everyone who drives
RHM and LNI all rolled into one
Neato camouflage type spider encountered
When you use the wrong "you're" online
When i come back this morning and there's still a bunch of boring Asian porn everywhere
i get it. Asian porn.
How I feel when I've used the puffin correctly...
How I see every political advert
I'm sure i'll find plenty of opportunities to use this...
My first question upon becoming a Professional Pesticide Applicator
When i don't know what to get my friend for her birthday
no reason.
How the next four years will feel, no matter who is elected
Can't argue.
Ah-Choo, ah-CHOO!
I'm pretending Monday is still the weekend today
Being articulate should be held in esteem
When i want to keep dicking off on imgur but i realize i'm now late for work
Rollerskates need to make a comeback
when i'm pretty sure the guy in my class is interested in my vagina
When your horrible company goes down in flames, yet you had nothing to do with it
Heard you want repeating gifs
no reason.
Best. Holiday. Ever.
"Paul, I told you, that was a one-time thing."
The 1940's: Where real men taught their sons useful skills, like underwater anaconda wrestling
When you think you are talking to someone normal...
For scale?
Trying to locate the source of a bad smell
Keep it together, keep it together...
Here comes Halloween, here comes Halloween
When you have to reenter the workforce after ten years
Sploosh
Intelligent Octopi
When you can't figure out how to make a good post out of something interesting
Chicken inspector number 562, pick up your final check. You are fired.
How it feels when you forget to call your friend for her birthday but accidentally call on her birthday anyway
Hottest Hokey Pokey
MRW i don't look at a reply fast enough and it's been deleted by the time i do
MRW my trainer tells me i can eat a bug for extra credit. And she's serious.
How it feels to pass all them tests the first time around.
So. Many. Selfies.
MRW my new boss asks me if i can handle going under crawlspaces and possibly confronting critters
For Life
Chawmp
the most japanese thing i have ever seen
Thousand-yard mole cricket stare
How I feel when i start to read a post i thought was about the Bureau of Land Management
It's the robot move that let's you know he's about to lay it down
Pepperfish suction