AnnWaffe

9934 pts · May 1, 2020


She looks like she knows you're going to post her photo on the internet, and she has something to say about it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing even vaguely snarky comes to mind. I'm just impressed.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what one has to do with the other, but if you divide them by Thursday and subtract next Tuesday, you still get whiskey. Apparently, the combination is approved.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The sheer audacity in this comedy of errors is what makes it so fantastic.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Beans!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brain instantly said, "BACON!"

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Lookin' a little green around the gills there, Ernie. Know what'll help? Whiskey. Metric shit-tons of whiskey.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You first.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now you're one of us. Strap on your seatbelt--or don't. It's user sub; anything goes.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, he was warned.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, are they or are they not? The suspense is killing me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sound that just came out of my mouth was as embarrassing as it was inhuman. Dang it, cute kitten. Foiled my austere aloofness once again.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Let them lie.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My brain, naturally ingrained with a reasonable degree of logic, just said, "NO," and stomped out of the room.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The origin story of potato.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cooper looks like his treat is jusssst out of reach, which is making him sad. Give him the treat, OP, for the sake of all of us.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My cat fell asleep on a chainsaw because it was in the sun and the warmest thing around—draped over a chainsaw, for crying out loud. Cats find comfort wherever there is a modicum of warms, no matter what the material or potential lethality.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gary, if you think some extra padding will mask your stink from me, you're dumber than you look. Come on, my guy. You're not even trying anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 2

If I ever got that close with a vacuum cleaner, my cat would shred my hands to ribbons.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Every time someone tells me to "take a breath," I wind up holding my breath instead. My survival instinct is an anarchist.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Better a man judged than one soon forgotten" -- Edwin P. Alby 1426, Surrey

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Payment accepted. Please drive through.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. If I squint real hard, take two steps to the left, turn off the light and jump up and down while looking at the screen maybe I believe it's a "Hamter" but more likely its potato.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On this train? Are you mad? There's murder afoot.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dried oak boughs soaked in the rendered fat of your enemies make wonderful tinder for hearth fires—or so I've heard. There are your bodies, friend.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a kid who knows he's going to get extra sprinkles on his cupcake.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of the sound Echo the Dolphin made when you crashed into walls.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

stream

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. You may not.

2 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0