3046 pts · September 10, 2025
Maybe she came from one of Mitt's famous binders of women.
And if you're a smug asshole who never contributed a fucking thing that benefited anyone but yourself, well, here's the coat hanger and there's the electrical outlet.
Orban better have a doctor with him at all times. J.D. is Typhoid Marty.
It bothers me that he's breathing.
There was a hot Slovene named KnaussWho found a fat tick in her blouseThe tick brayed “adore me!”Then stuck it in StormyMaking him both tick AND a louse
Ukrainians are the reason Russia survived WWII and the only reason Russia was able to prolong the Cold War for as long as they did. Ukraine supplied Russia's generals, scientists, and engineers, and without them, well, just look.
What's the matter chickenshit? Cat got your tongue?
People forget that NATO was an American idea. Back when the communism was the reactionary bogeyman flavor of the day, we were so scared of it we basically begged Europe to let us use them as a buffer. And BTW, withdrawing from Europe won't be good for the military industrial investor class.
Yeah. He only pretends to like the fam because he had to protect the brand.
I'm pretty sure he felt safer knowing St. Charlie was dead. We all did. But there's still a few assholes left, y'know what i mean?
You mean "the good ones"?
And baloney.
Dude, do you even martyr?
Uday and Qusay. Well, i guess they're friends. Who fucking knows?
You mean both his friends.
The only thing that stopped him was when Susie told him the market and his ratings would go down. I don't think the dumb fuck cares about anything else.
Make sure you invite Mike Lee on behalf of Melissa Hortman. And put a Go Pro on him so decent humans can really enjoy that last quarter-mile!
I'm happy to chortle, in that case. But surely the combustion point of feudal serfs is somewhat higher than that of prickly, self-righteous, hypocritical materialists who finally figure out what everyone else is laughing about?
No. That's not what I'm saying. Any guesses as to why the Romanovs no longer rule Russia?
I don't know what the fuck the rich think is gonna happen next, but i do know they arrogantly expect it will be more or less business as usual. Man, if the MAGA shitheads ever manage to connect the dots, that's gonna change, and there will be a millionaire hanging from every lampost.
And STILL the Bush Republicans suffer from feline control of lingual tissue.
I don't think he understands that this isn't The Apprentice.
Not fit for assistant manager at Waffle House. Even in Florida.
How many times do you have to see it happen before it begins to dawn on you that maybe, just maybe, everyone else might be right?
It's the fucking red white blue Jesus people. The people for whom faith is the refusal to use logic or powers of observation.
Bitch never should have made it higher than assistant manager at Hobby Lobby in Vero Beach. Thanks to the Moron Whisperer, she somehow became America's Top Cop.
I mean, he's done this to everything he's ever touched, so is anyone really surprised? It's the story of his life. Over the course of 80 years he's literally fucked up everything he ever got his hands on, and people still voted for him. His reality show is how the morons know about him and he didn't fuck that up because someone else was in charge of it.
We have Republicans in Texas trying outdo each other with fervent promises to protect us from Sharia law. Seriously. I have never heard another human being express in my presence a concern about the threat of Sharia law. Ever.
Otherwise known as the Flying Trump.
And fuck that worthless piece of skank-ass shit in particular.
Maybe she came from one of Mitt's famous binders of women.
And if you're a smug asshole who never contributed a fucking thing that benefited anyone but yourself, well, here's the coat hanger and there's the electrical outlet.
Orban better have a doctor with him at all times. J.D. is Typhoid Marty.
It bothers me that he's breathing.
There was a hot Slovene named Knauss
Who found a fat tick in her blouse
The tick brayed “adore me!”
Then stuck it in Stormy
Making him both tick AND a louse
Ukrainians are the reason Russia survived WWII and the only reason Russia was able to prolong the Cold War for as long as they did. Ukraine supplied Russia's generals, scientists, and engineers, and without them, well, just look.
What's the matter chickenshit? Cat got your tongue?
People forget that NATO was an American idea. Back when the communism was the reactionary bogeyman flavor of the day, we were so scared of it we basically begged Europe to let us use them as a buffer. And BTW, withdrawing from Europe won't be good for the military industrial investor class.
Yeah. He only pretends to like the fam because he had to protect the brand.
I'm pretty sure he felt safer knowing St. Charlie was dead. We all did. But there's still a few assholes left, y'know what i mean?
You mean "the good ones"?
And baloney.
Dude, do you even martyr?
Uday and Qusay. Well, i guess they're friends. Who fucking knows?
You mean both his friends.
The only thing that stopped him was when Susie told him the market and his ratings would go down. I don't think the dumb fuck cares about anything else.
Make sure you invite Mike Lee on behalf of Melissa Hortman. And put a Go Pro on him so decent humans can really enjoy that last quarter-mile!
I'm happy to chortle, in that case. But surely the combustion point of feudal serfs is somewhat higher than that of prickly, self-righteous, hypocritical materialists who finally figure out what everyone else is laughing about?
No. That's not what I'm saying. Any guesses as to why the Romanovs no longer rule Russia?
I don't know what the fuck the rich think is gonna happen next, but i do know they arrogantly expect it will be more or less business as usual. Man, if the MAGA shitheads ever manage to connect the dots, that's gonna change, and there will be a millionaire hanging from every lampost.
And STILL the Bush Republicans suffer from feline control of lingual tissue.
I don't think he understands that this isn't The Apprentice.
Not fit for assistant manager at Waffle House. Even in Florida.
How many times do you have to see it happen before it begins to dawn on you that maybe, just maybe, everyone else might be right?
It's the fucking red white blue Jesus people. The people for whom faith is the refusal to use logic or powers of observation.
Bitch never should have made it higher than assistant manager at Hobby Lobby in Vero Beach. Thanks to the Moron Whisperer, she somehow became America's Top Cop.
I mean, he's done this to everything he's ever touched, so is anyone really surprised? It's the story of his life. Over the course of 80 years he's literally fucked up everything he ever got his hands on, and people still voted for him. His reality show is how the morons know about him and he didn't fuck that up because someone else was in charge of it.
We have Republicans in Texas trying outdo each other with fervent promises to protect us from Sharia law. Seriously. I have never heard another human being express in my presence a concern about the threat of Sharia law. Ever.
Otherwise known as the Flying Trump.
And fuck that worthless piece of skank-ass shit in particular.