Arkham17

187 pts ยท June 30, 2020


I don't know, if I'm the insurance company I'm going to be going through the policy with a fine-tooth comb finding a clause that means I don't have to pay.

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Yes. In much the same way that I pay taxes to fund public schools that I'll never use because I don't have kids.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Frank Zappa on Crossfire:

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

IMO, read the one that interests you the most; they're all different kinds of stories.
LOTR: The great adventure tale. The heroes struggle against terrible odds to accomplish the impossible.
The Hobbit: A gentler journey. Still perilous, but with song and funny parts mixed in.
The Silmarillion: History book crossed with Greek mythology. A multi generational tale of the struggle against the first evil. My favorite.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, unless the Supreme Court decides that's not what the Constitution says.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Cheetahs" is "cheaters" wth a Boston accent.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And that's assuming that his remaining wealth doesn't earn him additional money.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where does one go to get pineapple on burgers? Because that sounds amazing.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Family Guy reference. Lois jonesing for her bottle of pills.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You could refinance with another bank (if the rates are good).

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seconded. All in favor?

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not sure if serious or joking, but the text is "Stealth is imperative."

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That wasn't until Trash.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still impressive after seeing the explanation.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The jars of minced garlic need to be refrigerated once they're opened.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Tell your friend that's the "quest objective through this door" icon from Skyrim.

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

For measuring where to cut the green (half the length of where you cut the yellow).

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

14x14=196

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yup. She hangs it over the doorknob/keyhole while she and the gay guy pretend to have sex.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0