AssBat

9412 pts · December 3, 2015


This is my public profile. I am the AssBat.

When someone blows off their hand with a firework we say "what did you expect?" But when someone falls asleep behind a dumpster...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No shit. But the key word you used is SHOULDN'T. The fact of this world is that there are people out there who will touch you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was my pleasure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was my pleasure. There were some tough days, weeks, and months, but it was worth it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking fantastic. I have a sweet ass job making bank, plus retirement, plus VA disability.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Duuude, I'm gonna take ALL the vaccines and become Magneto. Forget all of you haters!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no nope... That's not Paul Rudd. That's Jesus running like a Titan.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously, did anyone read OP's tags? #buttholeoverfronthole ?!?!?! ROFL ROFLMAO

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad died in June, 3 weeks after diagnosis. The whole family came but, I was the one with him when he passed. If you wanna chat, PM me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Onii-san...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you let Trump hold a young girl, Biden will sniff him for us.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs to be crossed over with the Hulk-Black Widow... Nevermind

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My in laws said there was no meat in Warszawa and Toruń.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't think you get it... You have both available in a crisis situation.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Goddamn that was so good.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FACEBOOK hires a position called Data Entry Coordinator who's job is to input data and make cool Excel shit for reports. My buddy makes $$$$

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you heard off XLOOKUP??? It's so much better.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Screw leg armor. I only wear a ptruge belt and greaves, and do what Piccolo says... DODGE!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeahhhhhhh... Bullshit. Google FI says the are times that isn't true.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coronavirus spelled backwards is Clinton...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FATALITY!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also why you can heat water in a plastic container over an open fire. Water rises to bc 100C and then gains energy to change states.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Actually yes it does. That's how rice cookers work. Once the internal temp exceeds 210 the water is gone so it turns to warm instead of cook

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That looks like some shit straight out of a horror movie.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I used to live 4 blocks from the house they shot that movie in. It's in Bartow, FL. Out walking one day (@16), the owners offered me a tour!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now apply that same ignorant logic to Vietnam and Afghanistan... I'll wait... Oh yeah it doesn't actually fit. You believe rhetoric easily.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right in the mouth!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Long story short, he overlooked a lucrative opportunity with much less risk than his ignorance imagines. Poor edgy kid.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

Are joining. One is already in training and the youngest finishes HS this year and will join him. They're both signed up for my same job.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9