AttackOfTheSpaceBat

136689 pts · October 3, 2016


Wanna hear a joke? Too bad cuz I'm not funny. I can do a terrible Steve Irwin impression and I have 12 cans of beans in my cupboard. things I'm good at: gaining friendships and intimacy seemingly to throw them away on a whim. manipulation and deceit. things I am bad at: swinging effortlessly and shirtlessly from King shit to piece of shit. Should I be heralded as an art form or it's creator? just kidding, I'm bad at art too.

Beach life baby!

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 1467

Found this in my son’s journal looking for a scrap of paper. Not gonna lie, he had me in the first half.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 359

Ok, which one of you degens we’re at ATL airport

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 1715

Pictures are deceiving. Rebel is a fucking menace.

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 268

Seen a bunch of love for The Expanse. How about for the books?

Points 19
Comments 10
Views 782

Mildly interesting. Sides will understand.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 619

Maggie trying to hide

Points 46
Comments 1
Views 1996

This was my jam back in the day.

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 136

My two furballs are all tuckered out.

Points 19
Comments 1
Views 689

Any clue?

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 236

6 years on Imgur and my humor has not improved. So here you go, my 6th most recent favorited post is most predictably a meme dump of people funnier than I am.

Points 404
Comments 30
Views 58013

Ok Milwaukee, I see what you did there.

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 1006

One is a sweetheart, the other is a devil sorry I’m late to the party

Points 35
Comments 1
Views 1437

This shop in my town doesn’t mess around with the puns.

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 348

Can anyone identify this bug?

Points 12
Comments 18
Views 1267

Attention metal fans: you need to listen to He Is Legend.

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 500

Need help

Points 3240
Comments 327
Views 103167

Morning drive to work

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 189

I need help

Points 32
Comments 28
Views 1973

Saw this in our Xmas parade yesterday. Thought Imgur would appreciate it.

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 1100

Not sure how you did it, but I’m impressed

Points -3
Comments 5
Views 529

It's my cakeday and I'm late to the party

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 711

Friend of mine sent me this. I’m sending it to all my conservatives friends and probably piss some coworkers off tomorrow.

Points 30
Comments 26
Views 1109

ChrisFix for the win!

Points 22
Comments 18
Views 1678

Ongoing debate I have with a conservative friend of mine.

Points 0
Comments 8
Views 311

Jolly Rancher needs to calm the fuck down

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 308

Can confirm

Points 45
Comments 15
Views 933

I just hear STP's "unglued" in my head

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 569

Maggie being a good doggo

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 390

I’m applying right now

Points 3200
Comments 224
Views 148634

When your phone is so bad it glitches you into the matrix

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 563

Can someone explain what an SOB is?

Points 3
Comments 6
Views 324

When you see a big titty goth chick

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 603

I hope this is original because I'm pretty proud of it

Points 1507
Comments 264
Views 96424

Shitting is an art form

Points 75
Comments 14
Views 2783

Bathroom selfie

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 170

Can someone tell me what kind of nope this is?

Points 18
Comments 13
Views 2547

Help a brother out

Points 0
Comments 4
Views 215

Life lessons are best learned through experience

Points 54
Comments 31
Views 2088

Alright, which one of you punks did this?

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 542

Anyone else getting this crap?

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 193

The Abhorsen Trilogy is my all time favorite

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 189

Top shelf ramen

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 474

Proud of my son

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 675

Read this a few months ago and I really enjoyed it.

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 463

When the thumbnails add up just right.

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 170

We need more CEOs like this guy

Points 2487
Comments 352
Views 100074

Heard you guys like this sort of thing.

Points 37
Comments 10
Views 1220

To all the people getting bent about Chappelle's new special.

Points 1320
Comments 479
Views 86693

Tiny snek says hi

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 142

With all the comments I've seen about responsible parties not receiving jail time...

Points 3
Comments 11
Views 307

I often times find comments sometimes and I... Mmm...is that salt I smell?

Points 1680
Comments 65
Views 86174

Submission (and request) for book day

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 113

Mrw scrolling through usersub today

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 126

Prick still said no to a new truck

Points 32
Comments 10
Views 713
Next page