AustinL082

3514 pts · August 13, 2017


Both of my parents have already confirmed that they had kids so that they would have someone to take care of them when they're older.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Driver did good, didn't actually hit, but he's driving a large car and should've known he needed more space.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

CDL holders have more records than common drivers called a PSP or Pre-employment Screening Program it doesn't affect common drivers and is DOT based for companies. They put notices from previous employers to prospective employers on written warnings received.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A warning will still affect your record if you're a CDL holder and they can't be fought in court, but a ticket you have a good chance of it just being dismissed since the cop is supposed to be there for court and they commonly won't if it's just a simple speeding ticket unless they have nothing better to do.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A ticket you can fight, a warning you can't. But yes, as long as you're respectful, and it's nothing major, they'll normally just give a verbal warning.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they show you the radar gun, always make sure to ask the follow-up question of can I see its certification. Cops are supposed to get the radar guns re-certifide every 6 months guaranteed but calibrated every shift.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

You can sculpt an ashtray! You braggart.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How...... how do you contribute .5 children?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How pissed would you be if you were a lawyer who lost to him and found this out.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He survived each strike, but if I remember right died in a car accident.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's a park ranger who has been struck by lightning 7 times.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He could've just leaned them up against the roof and climbed up, then grabbed them or just handed them to the person already up there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1st thought was astrology, 2nd thought was scam artist.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

In a semi, you are less likely to notice hitting a person instead of a vehicle.

2 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

It'd be even scarier if nobody nearby owned a horse.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, what you need to do now is, whenever someone mentions having lost weight, ask them, "Was it voluntary?" And go from there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

☝️asking the important questions.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She passed at the right age then, since 88 is a number the nazi like to use for HH or Hail Hitler. I'm just a fan of violent history and random knowledge.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used flour, need to use baby powder.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Was totally expecting the camera to move into the wormhole and be Rick rolled.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that chakram was actually sharp, she'd have sliced her hand open holding it like this.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Yeah, this has happened in the USA. Or, at least, similar stuff. Back in, I believe it was the 80s. There was a company that sold cookware with a PFOA coating to prevent sticking and then were dumping it in a river where a farmer watered his cows. The cows got sick and died, but the EPA said he was at fault. He brought in his own investigators and found they lied. They sold it for years, YEARS, and finally paid out to a total of $670 million in 2017. Look up, Dupont PFOA scandal.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The police have no such duty to even respond to the calls. It has been taken before multiple courts, including the Supreme Court, and it has been upheld that the police have no such duty to protect people or risk their lives. They have become awfully similar to state/federal sponsored knee breakers(or closer to the Pinkertons).

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does no one's else find it ironic the music the kid is dancing to in #27?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I personally have been looking to buy a shotgun(with non-lethal shells) just for my house if someone breaks in(I live in a high crime area), but even I know that a criminal isn't going to ring the doorbell. If someone rings the doorbell at my house, it's either a delivery person or my neighbor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I unfortunately work a 12 day fortnight(6 days/week for the ignorant)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peach

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

What!!! You guys have a set retirement age? Man, that alone makes me jealous.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the drive tire off a semi.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0