my cousin Myla on the cover of a magazine: had eye cancer, survived, and now has a prosthetic. still as cute as ever.
It's my birthday! I woke up with this old man on my chest.
The paws tho
When you're 37 and fab as fuck
when your cat is temporarily possessed by Satan.
Pictured: the moment my cat was done with my shit
Fucking Fallout Shelter rad roaches.
When you're a way better cheerleader than football player
Also, "profoundly retarded."
This is definitely the best looking picture I've ever taken. That's not saying very much.
My sister got married yesterday. I may have gotten a little crazy with the photobooth
soon.
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
MRW Someone tells me that a hot dog isn't a sandwich
Have you ever seen a face so full of mild concern?
Just wanted to share my excellent view on my way to work today.
poor fitzy
Oh, I get it. because I won't let you eat dirt, sticks, and acorns, I'm an asshole, right?
Picture of Sarah at Camp Imgur
My light bulb blew out.
mistakes were made
Feel the fury, ISIS!
ah yes. my favorite sport. white people rafting.
"Your skin looks great.. It'd look better on my floor."
map of America's roughly 2.8 million roads.
All of Atlanta be like (Falcons 2-0, Panthers 2-0, Bucs 1-1, Saints 0-2)
When I'm banging the girl I brought home from the bar and my wingman decides to stop by
"Not sure if my hand.. or humans hand..."
I'd fuck that.
When you're arguing with the OP and you realize something
Giants vs. Redskins game tonight is absolutely fucking stupid.
Deku is a little not thrilled with the Arizona heat.
Got football, got steak, didn't need that cheating bitch anyway.
"you talkin' shit boy?"
Trying to remove my football pads and Jersey on the bus after a long game
MRW I'm playing generation 1 Pokémon games
He's been sleeping for a while. I love it when he does this.
Jesus Christ, my cat is infected.
I should delete my facebook.
Oddly inspirational.
This is my new desktop. I didn't know I needed this until now. Thank you, ThatMoose.
Everybody in New Orleans right now
MRW I unleash a deadly, silent fart and walk out of the room
I lost a hundred and fifty pounds today, imgur. :c
I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH
I DID IT. IT'S NOT PERFECT BUT I DID IT
Learning the hard way that doing yoga with your dog around is a bad idea. No chill.
MRW I'm drunk off my ass and there's a free buffet
Help.
When my friends kid and his little friends say that they can beat me in Super Smash Bros
More facebook fun
Got some new dogs, imgur.
When you bust on her face after not getting any for a few weeks
My last sister is finally leaving for college.