The madness!
It's a trap!
Heads up!
Apparently this is what my wife does in her spare time.
The logic checks out
The audacity!
And so the mystery has been solved...
One day, that special someone will come.
Let the fetal positions begin....
Can you hear me?
The truth will set you free.
I think my cat stopped working...
Chillin like a villain
Yup
Slurpee slurpee
I think she wants to go for a ride.
Now it makes sense...
Oh the memories...
Who, me??
The sad truth
Society at it's finest.
Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
This adulting thing is such bs.
Not the best, but one of my favorites.
Idiots, I tell you!
You under estimate my ability to sabotage myself..
My constant struggle...
Missed opportunity..
Tis the season to have copious amounts of debt for no reason.
Apparently my cat plays fetch.
The Janga snack challenge.
This is something my daughter would try and pull on me.
You can't stop them.
Belly shots!
Every weekend.
well then.
America, fuck yeah!
The story can wait...
A little inspiration for everyone today.
Whoops.
Welp...
Words of a wise man.
My god!
Well shit...
We can all wish.
Can't wait to sign up!
It all makes sense now.
CAN HE, PLLLEEASSSE!
Just another random cat picture.
Now this one is the best one I've seen. SALT THE SNAIL!
Fore!
Me preparing for the week.