This seems cruel.
My new old Oldsmobile
RIP Don
I wake up with this girl biting my face every morning.
When you make a wrong turn in West Virginia
Marty
Kick his ASS...
Found a cat in my backyard, I don't have a cat.
My nickname in college
2020 family pictures
This little lady has stolen my heart.
This is getting out of hand, you no self respecting trans person would wear a half dress half pants suit.
When I run out of shit tickets and nobody is home
My rescue coon hound Layla.
My alarm.
More impactful
You can "cancel" my order...
Tried the waffle donuts. They were great.
Prison from Shawshank Redemption
My rescue coon hound
Bring it on Mark!
I thought I raised my child better than this
We call them "Special" now...
Sorry teacher, I didn't see the sign.
Sorry guys I just got back. Did I miss it?
Bowl of pesto
I just rescued this little coon hound. Welcome home Layla.
Merry Fistmas!
Never trust a fart in Mexico
That's the way I roll.
Just when I think I'm going to win an argument with my wife
And I still don't know the answer...
Just when you think you have a great post.
My 9yr old just took this photo from the back of a train.
Arrrrrrrre prices are the best in town.
you can cancel my order.....
I'm worried about the stiff punishment
Get up champ.
My favorite souvenir from Mexico
I don't know what it was for, but I'm sure it was majora...
Freckled belly
My little guy turns 14 today
I'm not sure if I should trust the cleanliness of this restaurant
Or going into the stall for one of Trump's
That's one way to hold on to them
My new monitor showed up at work today.
I found my lunchbox from kindergarten in my parents basement this week when I was home for Christmas.
Entry level job requirements
Why men make better meteorologists...
Woke up without my pants after playing poker at a friends house. The jokers were wild.
The joker in the deck at the NYE party I'm at ...
I know where your mom is shopping at this weekend.
Um, guys. Ben Carson is still waiting for his cue to come out at the Grammys
MRW mom tells me dad ate the last of the leftovers
I'm too tired for this today...
This is preposterous, no self respecting treats person would wear a half dress/pant suit.