It's my cake day, so he's a picture I just took of the summit of Mt. Chimney in the Adirondacks
How I feel eating up these points for shitposting today
The horde is gaining ground, schwing!
That tiny kind of dump where all you can manage is a small dingleberry because you’re so constipated
Eeeyyyy gimme dem points fam
A Greentext I just stumbled upon: The adventures of Rodent Rick
Guilty Pleasure Confession Time
When you and your fellow zombies are winning again
Their personalities to a tee
A young (and swoll) Neil deGrasse Tyson
Gonna get in a lot of trouble for this one
We must all do our part. Go zombies. Doot Doot
How it started
I don't think red heads are any hotter than anyone else either
For my second cakeday, here's my dog, Phoebe
Butt sculpture I made out of sand
I think stuff like this is why feminism gets a bad reputation sometimes
Am I the only one?
2014 has been a really hot year so far
"Eh, oh well"
I am an old man at heart
Huge sun spot on the sun today
Since you guys seem to love bulldogs today, here's mine, Phoebe
My friends mom made this cake for my grad party. She is a lunch lady at a high school, but she wants to do this full time.
The first quote is supposedly the saddest, shortest story ever. I think I've found something that beats it
Googled "ass flashlight," was not disappointed
Im pretty damn drunk right now this is how I feel (but more puke-y) (this was hard to type)
What astronauts see outside of their window as they enter the Earth's atmosphere
I'm so sorry Carol. I'll always love you
Don't even get me started on socks
One ticket to the Island of Awesome please
Working as a camp counselor in art class when suddenly...
Some of the best space porn I've ever seen
Best part of my day
MRW the first time I saw a naked woman
For all the people who used to think Pluto is blue, at least its atmosphere sorta is
In honor of the Futurama finale, a slowpoke realization about the very first episode:
Just wanna be able to say I made one of these while they were a thing
Selfie Sunday
Is there an official name for this gif yet? It's like my new favorite
HP has invented a new computer that can calculate 640TBs of data in a billionth of a second
This has to be the reason
A thought that has been eating at me for a while now
real talk
When someone comes into my room and tells me to get back to work...
AP calculus class, post AP test. life is good
Bet you can't find one of those at Brookstone
Loopholes!
What can I say it works well
@Kylecorn knows what's up
Just about every day, especially when I use Imgur
I volunteer as tribute!
Evolution is hilarious
Just wrote an essay using the Ice King as an example of a tragic hero. Definitely rocked it.
Pictures of the Easter Eggs my family made while I'm away at school
Newly discovered subsurface ocean in Enceladus is the most likely place in the Solar System to harbor extraterritorial life