BaddyOneShoe

34258 pts ยท April 24, 2015


My dog is the best dog. You may think I'm wrong, but you do not know my dog.

Unrelated: every time I read it hyper bowl. Penelope speaks in hyperbole.

4 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

She's really pretty. And funny. Good for her!

4 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Bones are optional.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Matthew 17-20 blows this whole thing out of the water. The bible specifically says the OT is still in effect. Or maybe it's not... because the silly book is wildly inconsistent and unclear. You would think the omni-everything god of the universe would be a better writter.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That last cat has a big block v-8!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm naming my next cat Emily Spinach.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Won't somebody think of the poor Raytheon executive who can only buy 5 new yachts this year? Can you imagine? Perhaps having to use a year-old yacht? How embarrassing.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

600 mph high velocity hot poop is more fun than just normal poop. I had spicy chili tonight. Good times.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And maybe smack you around a bit... in a good way. (Use a safe-word people)

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He would never accept "second" coming. He will claim he out-ranks yawey.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the most German thing I've ever seen. Dry humor. Organized. Sausage-themed.

1 week ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

She boobed boobily.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Golden is lab-ish. Great dogs. Long snoot. 50+ pounds.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Give these kids some privacy.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The labrador is the quintessential dog. All dogs should look lab-ish.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Won't someone please think of the poor Raytheon and Lockheed executives? They may have to sell one of twenty of their yachts. Can you imagine? Only 19 yachts? How embarrassing.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hate it here. I would exit right now if I didn't have a life goal of outliving that fucker and pissing on his grave.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like my mezoamerican cultures like I like my salsa. All the way brutal!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good satire needs no /s. But we live in an All-Onion world now. This will happen next week.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine a room filled with completely realistic bacon cheeseburgers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So many little biscuits being made.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a day in the not-too-distant future where I will have a HUGE celebration.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LGBT covers it for me. I am in full support of any other pods of humans. I married an asexual person and I love her so much. Life's too short to hate. I refuse to shun anyone besides those that go out-of-their-way to fuck up the lives of people that just want to be free to love one another.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People with black labs should not have to work. That's just a policy everyone can agree with.

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Your guns would get slimy. That pouch is pretty much a uterus.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does drumph know how to drive a car? I very seriously doubt it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's so fucking stupid. And this time he's surrounded himself with only stupid people to advise him. His stupid sycophants concentrate their stupid into his fat, stupid head and it's like a stupid concentrating machine. Weapons-grade enriched stupid.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always suspected wars based on religious fervor would be the beginning of the end. I didn't expect the AI cataclysm greasing the wheels of the process. What a mess.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to do LSD before I die.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What has four wheels and an interior that's red all over? This guy's truck 30 seconds after this video ends.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1