34258 pts ยท April 24, 2015
My dog is the best dog. You may think I'm wrong, but you do not know my dog.
Unrelated: every time I read it hyper bowl. Penelope speaks in hyperbole.
She's really pretty. And funny. Good for her!
Bones are optional.
Matthew 17-20 blows this whole thing out of the water. The bible specifically says the OT is still in effect. Or maybe it's not... because the silly book is wildly inconsistent and unclear. You would think the omni-everything god of the universe would be a better writter.
That last cat has a big block v-8!
I'm naming my next cat Emily Spinach.
Won't somebody think of the poor Raytheon executive who can only buy 5 new yachts this year? Can you imagine? Perhaps having to use a year-old yacht? How embarrassing.
600 mph high velocity hot poop is more fun than just normal poop. I had spicy chili tonight. Good times.
And maybe smack you around a bit... in a good way. (Use a safe-word people)
He would never accept "second" coming. He will claim he out-ranks yawey.
This is the most German thing I've ever seen. Dry humor. Organized. Sausage-themed.
She boobed boobily.
Golden is lab-ish. Great dogs. Long snoot. 50+ pounds.
Give these kids some privacy.
The labrador is the quintessential dog. All dogs should look lab-ish.
Won't someone please think of the poor Raytheon and Lockheed executives? They may have to sell one of twenty of their yachts. Can you imagine? Only 19 yachts? How embarrassing.
I hate it here. I would exit right now if I didn't have a life goal of outliving that fucker and pissing on his grave.
I like my mezoamerican cultures like I like my salsa. All the way brutal!
Good satire needs no /s. But we live in an All-Onion world now. This will happen next week.
Imagine a room filled with completely realistic bacon cheeseburgers.
So many little biscuits being made.
There is a day in the not-too-distant future where I will have a HUGE celebration.
LGBT covers it for me. I am in full support of any other pods of humans. I married an asexual person and I love her so much. Life's too short to hate. I refuse to shun anyone besides those that go out-of-their-way to fuck up the lives of people that just want to be free to love one another.
People with black labs should not have to work. That's just a policy everyone can agree with.
Your guns would get slimy. That pouch is pretty much a uterus.
Does drumph know how to drive a car? I very seriously doubt it.
He's so fucking stupid. And this time he's surrounded himself with only stupid people to advise him. His stupid sycophants concentrate their stupid into his fat, stupid head and it's like a stupid concentrating machine. Weapons-grade enriched stupid.
I always suspected wars based on religious fervor would be the beginning of the end. I didn't expect the AI cataclysm greasing the wheels of the process. What a mess.
I want to do LSD before I die.
What has four wheels and an interior that's red all over? This guy's truck 30 seconds after this video ends.
Unrelated: every time I read it hyper bowl. Penelope speaks in hyperbole.
She's really pretty. And funny. Good for her!
Bones are optional.
Matthew 17-20 blows this whole thing out of the water. The bible specifically says the OT is still in effect. Or maybe it's not... because the silly book is wildly inconsistent and unclear. You would think the omni-everything god of the universe would be a better writter.
That last cat has a big block v-8!
I'm naming my next cat Emily Spinach.
Won't somebody think of the poor Raytheon executive who can only buy 5 new yachts this year? Can you imagine? Perhaps having to use a year-old yacht? How embarrassing.
600 mph high velocity hot poop is more fun than just normal poop. I had spicy chili tonight. Good times.
And maybe smack you around a bit... in a good way. (Use a safe-word people)
He would never accept "second" coming. He will claim he out-ranks yawey.
This is the most German thing I've ever seen. Dry humor. Organized. Sausage-themed.
She boobed boobily.
Golden is lab-ish. Great dogs. Long snoot. 50+ pounds.
Give these kids some privacy.
The labrador is the quintessential dog. All dogs should look lab-ish.
Won't someone please think of the poor Raytheon and Lockheed executives? They may have to sell one of twenty of their yachts. Can you imagine? Only 19 yachts? How embarrassing.
I hate it here. I would exit right now if I didn't have a life goal of outliving that fucker and pissing on his grave.
I like my mezoamerican cultures like I like my salsa. All the way brutal!
Good satire needs no /s. But we live in an All-Onion world now. This will happen next week.
Imagine a room filled with completely realistic bacon cheeseburgers.
So many little biscuits being made.
There is a day in the not-too-distant future where I will have a HUGE celebration.
LGBT covers it for me. I am in full support of any other pods of humans. I married an asexual person and I love her so much. Life's too short to hate. I refuse to shun anyone besides those that go out-of-their-way to fuck up the lives of people that just want to be free to love one another.
People with black labs should not have to work. That's just a policy everyone can agree with.
Your guns would get slimy. That pouch is pretty much a uterus.
Does drumph know how to drive a car? I very seriously doubt it.
He's so fucking stupid. And this time he's surrounded himself with only stupid people to advise him. His stupid sycophants concentrate their stupid into his fat, stupid head and it's like a stupid concentrating machine. Weapons-grade enriched stupid.
I always suspected wars based on religious fervor would be the beginning of the end. I didn't expect the AI cataclysm greasing the wheels of the process. What a mess.
I want to do LSD before I die.
What has four wheels and an interior that's red all over? This guy's truck 30 seconds after this video ends.