Cage match without the cage.
19
3
838
Die on a Friday and then they forever refer to it at “Good” Friday. Just a little insulting.
12
6
556
The year…2010
14
4
982
Reaction gifs on Imgur
11
6
609
Is it pandemic levels.
10
14
837
Why you little…
17
1
891
Telling.
8
10
849
My YouTube feed after I watch a 30 second video on omelettes
9
4
511
Cereal killer
2
5
689
Major Tom Cat
13
1
588
Time to hit Walmart for some half priced candy.
26
5
980
Bacon cheeseburger
-4
8
920
Me: You’re breaking the rule Julianna.
-4
0
337
Me: Then she’d be my wife and you’d be my girlfriend.
32
9
1213
Not sure I’d want to know.
-7
14
774
Just your typical THT poster
-5
1
270
And everything you drink taste like cold hotdog water.
7
15
882
Demons
21
1
939
Can’t be everyone’s type.
13
10
907
No motivation
24
13
1014
Yeah, I said it.
26
15
822
The answer was yes.
4
3
781
You can’t laugh, otherwise they learn how to get a laugh the wrong way. But his timing was perfect.
39
1
1329
My retarded wolf.
11
6
589
HR just sent an email.
27
3
1239
No we know how kittens wear pants
349
39
15905
It’s 11:16 pm and I’ve got ice cream in the freezer.
2
1
791
Brothers named Peso and Diego
17
1
682
A day at the beach.
20
16
1704
If you’re married before collecting, your spouse is entitled to half. If you wait to marry after you collect, then the winnings are a premarital asset that they’re not entitled to.
5
28
1216
Too much of a good thing.
20
6
823
Line, ballroom, two step, doesn’t matter, take her dancing.
40
37
1505
That look he gives you.
27
14
1004
Her reaction when I tell her that someday she’ll make a great pair of slippers.
305
20
14725
I ate too much tonight
35
7
870
Using it for some home improvement
28
10
1381
Taxes…filed.
12
2
746
I finally had a talk with dog about loading the dishwasher
40
16
976
Red headed monkey on RHM
407
33
19158
Feels better than any other exercise and I sleep better as a result.
28
14
882
Maybe I’m just old fashioned
37
25
1481
Heavy and slow.
19
9
900
Now I know how kittens where pants
-6
0
155
Hosers.
23
8
1201
Her reaction when you show her your Pokémon collection.
40
9
1358
Letting him know he’s adopted.
39
0
744
.
17
2
668
I swim five mile a week but it just isn’t as satisfying as running.
45
18
1237
First day of the year I’m using the AC. I’ll cool it down then open the windows back up, low will be 59.
49
36
1426
Staying put.
21
3
840
When your roommate didn’t realize those were magic brownies.
17
1
655