BeatMasterG

6731 pts · July 3, 2014


For Bear Bear:
She's a little Bear Bear, short & stout
Here are her whiskers & here is her snout
She's so full of Bear Bear, if you doubt
Tip her over and bear comes out!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much for the sound tip! ❤️

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once went to buy myself a hoola hoop and after asking twice for a larger one, the sales assistant asked "How big is this kid?"

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as we're alive!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#43 I banned myself from using the word "sorry". I could still say "I apologise" but it made me stop and think if it was really appropriate and broke the habit!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I was just about to head to the bookstore, and now I have a list!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I also struggle to initiate intimacy!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can afford it, get a voluntary drug test (or a few, over some weeks) before you go to court. It can make a big difference if the judge knows for sure you're clean. Good luck!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're not. Except in one state (Queensland).

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read that the upshot of this is that the people of this tribe *always* know which way is north - even in pitch black room.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, not anymore!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 Self-esteem vs Self-respect.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dreamweaver nasal mask with the hose out the top of the head. My sleeping position is "rotisserie chicken". Fully face down no problem at all.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you're doing great, keep at it! I was an IV meth addict for 15 years (also in the top 10 fattest). I am now 22 months clean. It's still hard, and life is very boring but I'm not going back. I feel you and you are not alone.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DMT.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha! Australians can say "no", but clearly Americans can't say "nah".

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ok, Shaggy?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#32 Great shot, but Wollongong, New South Wales is in Australia.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Mum was a nurse - she would always ask us to "pass the forceps".

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a friend who told me she had a phobia of Kelsey Grammar.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Forbidden slinky.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just did it the other day - it fucken WIMDY!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry, that must be so hard! I live in Australia, we have health care and social security and that really helps. If you have any way to get out of your state for a bit, away from your contacts and away from the scene, that really helps. Know anyone who lives on a farm? I feel for you and truly wish you all the best. The strength is in you, it's just fucking hard to find....

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#42 It wasn't a clitoris - it was the G spot!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 I have often been told I am obvously my father's daughter. My best friend recently met my Dad and just as we were leaving, said "You two really do look alike". My Dad looked briefly horrified and said "Only in the face!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you and congratulations on kicking the big 2!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, you're amazing and inspiring!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0