BecomingJess

9494 pts · December 7, 2017


Married

Personally, I'd recommend a stick studded with rusty nails, covered in capsaicin extract, and lit afire for them, but your call.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats on coming out, and congrats on having supportive parents! Welcome!

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alternatively (mostly same premise as above) the motive is to encourage waitstaff to upsell/add on as much as they can, because now their tip is tied solely to the size of the bill, instead of being a function of size of bill × tip rate based on service received.

(US BTW)

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This "service charge" thing sounds suspiciously like a way to claim employees are tipped for wage/tax purposes, while effectively paying them minimum wage and guaranteeing they'll never earn a dime more than that. Otherwise their NON-tipped wages would just be baked into the menu prices instead of this "service charge".

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But they said "intern" (a trainee who works, sometimes without pay, at an occupation in order to gain work experience) instead of "inter" (place a corpse in a grave or tomb) 😬

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I seem to bruise easier on HRT. Do you toss and turn a lot in your sleep?

My wife seems to be constantly pointing out new unexplained bruises on me.

Also, are you on progesterone? If so, it's not medroxyprogesterone acetate is it?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The actual f*** are you smoking? Evidently it's hazardous to your mental health.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop outing yourself

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wasn't even (exactly) in BFE nowhere... just a rural town on the outskirts of a capital city. Still plenty of rednecks though, including half my family (or rather, 90% by headcount 😬)

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I didn't even grow up in an abusive household. Just everything around me was so cis/heteronormative that I assumed that because I liked girls and to all appearances seemed to be a boy, I must be a straight boy right? Yet it never felt right 🤔

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You're not wrong. Took me another 20 years after high school to figure out *why* I wasn't straight!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

No, it points to Sacramento, the Capitol of California where all our greatest leaders gather to discuss war.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Seuss was OG Antifa

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets better with practice! I promise, I've been there!

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm not "putting it there" you witless shitforbrains. Go read some Niemöller and come back when you've managed to get your two brain cells to talk to one another.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't sit out the elections you ignoramus. But we're not just going to sit around while another DNC Golden Child f***s everything up for us in the name of "unity" with a bunch of fascists.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kudos for making something that'll bring the orange shitgibbon that much closer to a stroke or heart attack, but I still don't want this jackass on the Democratic ticket come 2028. Here's hoping he gets primaried.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL try that on our three foot snow drifts. If the plywood doesn't break, you will.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go f*** yourself, you're not the one with your neck on the chopping block. I don't care if it's a red hand or a blue hand on the axe, and I'm not going to endorse the blue hand just because it's blue.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly. If this shitclown manages to secure the Dem nomination, I'll hold my nose and vote for him in November, but you can bet your sweet ass I'll vote for a dog turd over him in the primaries any day (and there is a plethora of more deserving and overall better candidates to choose from so... why Newsom?)

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Newsom's really not much better. He's already demonstrated he's willing and eager to throw us under the bus in an attempt at "reasonable debate" with people who have traded in reason and compassion for hatred and bigotry, and just legitimized their views in the process.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Only if he makes it through the primary. So let's make sure he doesn't, and we get a REAL candidate.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yes, the most milquetoast, mediocre, centrist option the DNC could field, continuing to abet the GOP in shifting the Overton window further right.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

He's a shitty centrist that would probably fall on par with Reagan, if not slightly to the right of. It's just that the GOP has yanked the Overton window so far right that he seems liberal in comparison.

Are you trans? Are you an immigrant? If not, you might want to consider shutting the f*** up and listening to people with EVERYTHING to lose.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

It's not hyperbole when he's literally supported the talking points of the far right demagogues he insists on giving oxygen to on his podcasts.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

The whole damn point is to get someone better through the primaries, so we're not left with a choice between dog poop and a flaming rancid cow patty.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Newsom has proven far too willing to "play nice" with people who don't play fair. If he finds himself paired with a GOP legislature he'll all too happily roll over. We need *ANYONE* else on the Dem ticket.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Pritzker, among the many others have listed. So many good choices, Newsom has demonstrated a willingness to roll over on so many important issues just to "play nice" with people who don't play fair.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Double congrats!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1