Zing bang!
Boo fuckin hoo. She could have voted no.
It would be embarrassing to get fired before Whiskeyleaks Hegseth if any of them had any sense of shame.
"That's the joke."
Do it Ladies!
"But they were supposed to fix it and send it back to me to vote again!!" -Lisa Murkowski, probably.
Good thing the real steady hands are in the wheel!
Well Dang, Mitch, do you think there are 1000 different things you could have done over the last 40 years that could have helped prevent us from being in the situation we are now?
I cannot believe the absolute carelessness of Fani Willis.
"Also stop calling me racist just because nothing can shake my support for a racist."
You hate to see it.
Since it looks like tariffs really are incoming...
Apropos of nothing.
Did the designer of Bowser's castles also do this staircase?
In trump's America there are no bear markets. You're either in a bull market, or waiting for the bull market to resume.
Yeah, the event coordinators had pre-screened all the material and displayed it on the teleprompter, but that doesn't mean they knew what he was going to say!
Live your life in such a way that people don't cheer when they no longer have to be around you.
Genetics is cool.
Donald Trump bringing Harvey Weinstein back into focus just to point out that *Harv* was the victim all along.
Manchin? *That* Joe Manchin?
What in the point-whoring botfarm is going on here??
"McBurney" is an apt name for this judge considering he just scorched the authors of this law.
What's the over/under on the incoming pardon?
May 31st was the DOW's best day of the year so far.
What the hell? Does he think he's texting Elon?
Biden debate invitation
I just know I've seen this glowup somewhere before.
Today is a great day to delete Twitter
It's getting closer, right?
This controller is what being a younger sibling in the 90s looked like
And there it is.
It's the same energy in each.
Clowns.
"The word 'coincidence' does not describe luck or mistakes. It describes that which fits together perfectly."
...is this a joke? He couldn't even find $1M in the couch cushions of his fantasy world twitter?
"Suitable"
"The worst person you know just made a great point."
So sometimes news media *is* eager to run with leaked documents.
Trump is absolutely right that the legal system doesn't treat him fairly.
So like... importation? The reverse of deporting is importing, right?
It's a repost, but I'll stop reposting it when it stops being relevant.
Moosik
So consequences?
200,000 subscribers *so far*
Ah shit
Spot the lie, though.
The Prosecution has rested in the Trump criminal trial. This is the defense's first witness.
Appropriate that 'Cowboy' is in quotes.
Wowowow. Wow.
UAAAGGHH!!!
Is Truth Social going to bail Trump out of his financial troubles? Probably not.
The timing of this is definitely hard to overlook...
Lacking cheese, cake, and slutiness.
How are the returns on Deez shaping up?