When everyone at my sisters wedding gets mad at me for taking bets on how long the marriage will last...
Me helping keep people safe by staying inside
Mrw one of my friends says that China has no new cases of COVID 19
Cave bob sponge man
When an ad for contacts interupts my show.
When I finally get a moment alone with my gf Palmela Handerson.
It might be the 29th but dont forget...
Mrw my girlfriend grabs the main brand spagettios instead of store brand
MRW someone calls me an ugly mother fucker.
Just keeping it weird...