BendystrawCucumberpatch

164 pts · May 2, 2016


Every new parent’s worst nightmare and you handled it as best as you could. Sending love.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Communism is just a red herring.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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This is why I moved the fuck out of Boston

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is relevant!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg get a life. It’s a TV show. Move on.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

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Unless you’re a 10 year old boy in China, it’s probably not a wise choice.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Wooooow. Ok. Rude. Like, I’m right here dude.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I feel personally attacked by #5

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You spelled my name wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I feel personally attacked.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You misspelled my name.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad that everyone's dog and cat taxes are being spent wisely.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Lowes got a nice big tax write-off for it, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, that's not horse shit. That's a flying giraffe.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Go with #3.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Weird album title

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nailed it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But.... why?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's what makes German Shepherds good police dogs, too. They're dumb and easy to train.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0