Since the criteria is so low, I want one too
0
4
596
Oh Wal Mart
17
16
927
Polk County sheriff says "Fuck around and find out"
17
72
1706
DIY hornet trap
53
16
1365
MRW a customer starts off our greeting with "I'm the president of the HOA and have connections with over 600 people so I expect a good deal"
80
21
2956
I just wanted to buy my food and leave
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74576
Make up your mind
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28
2461
People with the most punchable faces that I can think of at this particular time
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28
1055
My customer's reaction when she opens the door and sees me sitting on her toilet
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64
80194
States governors wanting to open everything back up for business
-6
1
209
Don't hire handyman to do your plumbing
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537
81891
OI' Musky has gone a little crazy
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706
103299
I was hungry ok!
33
10
1016
MRW a customer wants me to tell their handyman how to do their job
73
8
3091
What complete and utter ridiculousness
66
23
1349
MRW someone ask me why I don't use Tik Tok
5
2
373
Florida? Probably
17
8
252
Still healthy too
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142
78637
Attractive people are not your fetish
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19
1193
EEEEEEEEEEEE
3
0
356
An awesome customer of mine bought me a whole pizza!
1534
94
81190
Why are you booing me? I'm right!
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186
72582
There was....not much of an attempt
2
9
245
MRW I arrive at a customer's house and they say "let me put the dog away"
16
2
734
MRW everyone in the comments posts the same exact thing
17
25
709
MRW my customer insists on arguing with me instead of listening to me explaining what his problem is
21
18
1360
Awww yeah
19
10
995
Hallelujah
24
9
720
It's time to celebrate
39
17
1362
"I don't like Kim Kardashian"
-2
7
224
Tomorrow is the day!
8
1
897
Don't be a dick on the road
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272
104640
If I touch your pipe, you need to give me something for it
70
19
3450
Rip
19
5
310
"i HAVE LITERALLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS!" and "I will never not reblog this!"
19
7
1604
Kinda hard to focus over the screaming of a prepubescent kid
1778
218
76642
How the raid on area 51 will go
15
5
12544
Showing excessive cleavage for upvotes on selfie day
43
7
647
What do we say to the God of Death?
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65
113941
Just enjoying all these wonderful posts on the FP
34
8
638
I always say I will reserve judgement until I get the full story before I believe the caption of a viral video or story
70
58
1890
Me and my apprentice's reactions when my customer starts shouting at his daughter while we're still there
1790
217
94891
Your not going to believe how many
33
40
1231
MRW I'm ordering lunch at a BBQ place and the woman in front of me asks if they have any vegan options
29
6
1045
Perfect joke....ruined
3456
172
93615
Just do a LITTLE research or provide some context please
27
7
1241
MRW I watch a YT video that starts off with "HEEEEEEEEEEY WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE!!!!"
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4
1205
PSA from your local imgurian plumber. Don't flush this shit down your toilet!
40
15
2189
Merry Christmas from rainy Seattle!
26
4
299
It's time for another plumbing work story
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238
91139
It's just 2 dogs 69ing
11
3
160
Just found out my favorite customer just died...
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167
130351
MRW I am happily enjoying my day off and my work phone makes any noise
25
3
5582
The new redesigned Sonic is looking pretty good
9
1
522
MRW my customer starts to get racist about my apprentice
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714
142459
You wanna treat me like an asshole? Enjoy swimming in shit.
6994
352
138707
I'd rather be the rat than let him put others in danger
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131841