BigFuzzyOne

216 pts ยท December 31, 2014


Just outside Marathon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those old enough to remember.....did anyone else yell "Oh no, Mr. Bill".

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Makes me scared. People who vote actually believe him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When he started the nose, I thought it was going to be a UFO alien.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me? I'd have skillfully hit one of the overhead street signs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first reaction, "You've only been to work 37 times?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biggest damn flea I've ever seen!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I misread that as "drivers". Wondering how a whale managed to spin in circles on the road.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lived a deprived childhood. I only ever got the 8 or 16.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pick your lesser favorite city: What do you call a girl from (Midland/Odessa)? A prairie dog.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

who was in the lobby at the time. They often never caught on.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I lived in a college dorm in the 70's, we'd get calls in the TV lobby. The phone would get passed around for 10-20 minutes to anyone

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good morning honey!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which is not 2020

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is that Bea Arthur on the first cover?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Well, miss on you pisster. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Why don't you go into your own jack yard and back off."

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Amazing how they can jump in slow motion like that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid, a local Texas theater used to sell pickle juice snow cones.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm missing my right leg. My right foot hurts more than my left one due to phantom pain. It's real.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend of mine had a flat tire on that bridge. Took him over 2 hours to change it. Constantly dodging traffic as there's no shoulder.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In college, parking spaces were at a premium. Guy parked in 2 spaces so we flattened all 4 tires. He wanted the spots, he got them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I read that as 100 immigrants.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that was a deal breaker???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what was #3 planning on videoing before the doggo jumped in the tub?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hurt me. Beat me. Call me Edna!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WWII Navy Pilot: "Sighted sub, sank same." USCG: "Sighted sub, threw it onshore with crew and contraband intact."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is in the Catbird seat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really, the tension increases and the excitement mounts after every pitch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The moon is "mode locked". Moons always keeping the same face to the primary. Our moon is described above.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0