RIP Thomas S. Monson
Cant even tell if Ive been left on "read"
Oh, ill get the dishes done...
You are all a bunch of sheeple...
I guess my Thanksgiving is ruined...
Hogswatch is coming..
Ready for my close-up, Mr Deville..
Coming out of the woodwork..
For those dealing with the winter storm on the east coast
I call bullshit..
This guy got busted molesting his friends 1 yr old daughter..
Invisible Ashtray
MFW im sitting on my sisters grave hiding from 3 crazy witches...
i dont need it shoved down my throat, so to speak..
Right in the face!
Pretty much why I was watching it in the first place
Since I've never had an iphone...I am claiming im a gen-xer...
I hate it...the kids don't get it..
RIP Pete Burns
The cup is made from trees watered with the tears of children.
When you Google "pubs" in the UK
It was -15 this morning...
No respect, I tell ya...
Rocket's audition tape for GOTG
RIP Henry Heimlich
Beyond a holocaust....
Give'r some gas!
ARD
For 3 days...
I laughed out loud
Our new fluff butt, Tock!
...and wouldn't you be constantly pulling them up?
Just found out..
Straight from the Disc!!
The cauliflower ear is the worst
His tennis ball is in the couch...
MFW I finally get that piece of corn out from between my teeth..
404'd
Not exactly what I had in mind...
Moo moo motherclucker
Draw me like one of your French Penguins..
"...and I left a present in your stocking..."
Typical...
Looking at you, Dallas Snipers...
When ur kid is ugly af but you're still proud..
In conjunction with the other webbed feet post earlier...I prefer this one..
When the Baron calls and says come over..
MFW I see all of these Don Rickles posts