29507 pts ยท May 22, 2013
I have a very unhealthy obsession with ninja turtles.
#36 ooh thanks for the book recommendation!
Another good one is "Over your/their dead body" instead of "over my dead body"
#9 Reggie is currently curled up on my lap, despite being told multiple times I need to get up and start the laundry.
#19 are they gonna name it Tayler?
#44 every time I see a baby I think "aww it's so cute. Thank the gods it's someone else's problem"
#16 all three of my brain cells.
"beavers are fish" Catholics
You're a good cat parent. I've heard too many horror stories of pets in cargo and being left on the tarmac.
#47 People who have served their time, been pardoned, or acquitted should be able to vote and should not be discriminated against. Making a mistake when you're young or desperate shouldn't destroy the rest of your life.
And Dr. Horrible
#28 the inventor of Keurig laments creating so damaging to the environment.
#40 The Graceview Patient has this type of narration. I really enjoyed the style.
Winter in my area right now. Thanks for sharing positivity!
#25 I'd be more comfortable in my own body if it didn't hurt all the damn time. Then I remind myself that it's mostly fully functional but one day it won't be so I'll enjoy being able to walk while I can.
That's how I want him to die. Live on camera for millions to see.
#19 No we had active shooter drills in the early 2000s. Bomb threats were a weekly occurrence at my school.
A large percentage of people will die within a few months of societal collapse. Mostly due to untreated medical issues, illness, and infection.My chances of survival are a toss up. I've got access to resources and a support system but also the constitution of a Victorian lady. Except my weird near immunity to food poisoning.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDR5eXc5bjR2M3FmaWhiN3JpbTE2d2pteDh3OXI4YzN4Nmlua2g2cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/e5nATuISYAZ4Q/200w.webp
It's a weird timeline when Catholics are on the right side of history.
A whip that he braided himself no less.
#7 then you get put in special ed because you're "socially retarded" and that makes you even more of a target for bullies.
#12 my skeleton needs to suffer in silence like the rest of me.
#29 no call numbers or reference librarians would be more accurate. Source: I'm a librarian with autism and ADHD.
#100 my main goal for 2026 is to get into better shape so I beat up fascists without getting winded.
#27 reminds me of Gir
My body is also a temple, a haunted, unstable, crumbling temple that only the most foolish or bravest of mortals dare approach.
#8 About a month ago my husband and I were walking around looking for a place to get lunch. We saw a sign that said "Root Beer" and followed it to an amazing beer garden tucked in an alley behind a parking lot.
#27 showed this to my husband "I hate that. Send it to me."
#13 my favorite unofficial Jesus story is that time he was playing with another kid on a roof. The kid fell, and Jesus had to temporarily resurrect him to convince everyone else that he didn't in fact murder his playmate.
To this day my dad insists WASPs are a persecuted minority...
#36 ooh thanks for the book recommendation!
Another good one is "Over your/their dead body" instead of "over my dead body"
#9 Reggie is currently curled up on my lap, despite being told multiple times I need to get up and start the laundry.
#19 are they gonna name it Tayler?
#44 every time I see a baby I think "aww it's so cute. Thank the gods it's someone else's problem"
#16 all three of my brain cells.
"beavers are fish" Catholics
You're a good cat parent. I've heard too many horror stories of pets in cargo and being left on the tarmac.
#47 People who have served their time, been pardoned, or acquitted should be able to vote and should not be discriminated against. Making a mistake when you're young or desperate shouldn't destroy the rest of your life.
And Dr. Horrible
#28 the inventor of Keurig laments creating so damaging to the environment.
#40 The Graceview Patient has this type of narration. I really enjoyed the style.
Winter in my area right now. Thanks for sharing positivity!
#25 I'd be more comfortable in my own body if it didn't hurt all the damn time. Then I remind myself that it's mostly fully functional but one day it won't be so I'll enjoy being able to walk while I can.
That's how I want him to die. Live on camera for millions to see.
#19 No we had active shooter drills in the early 2000s. Bomb threats were a weekly occurrence at my school.
A large percentage of people will die within a few months of societal collapse. Mostly due to untreated medical issues, illness, and infection.
My chances of survival are a toss up. I've got access to resources and a support system but also the constitution of a Victorian lady. Except my weird near immunity to food poisoning.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDR5eXc5bjR2M3FmaWhiN3JpbTE2d2pteDh3OXI4YzN4Nmlua2g2cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/e5nATuISYAZ4Q/200w.webp
It's a weird timeline when Catholics are on the right side of history.
A whip that he braided himself no less.
#7 then you get put in special ed because you're "socially retarded" and that makes you even more of a target for bullies.
#12 my skeleton needs to suffer in silence like the rest of me.
#29 no call numbers or reference librarians would be more accurate. Source: I'm a librarian with autism and ADHD.
#100 my main goal for 2026 is to get into better shape so I beat up fascists without getting winded.
#27 reminds me of Gir
My body is also a temple, a haunted, unstable, crumbling temple that only the most foolish or bravest of mortals dare approach.
#8 About a month ago my husband and I were walking around looking for a place to get lunch. We saw a sign that said "Root Beer" and followed it to an amazing beer garden tucked in an alley behind a parking lot.
#27 showed this to my husband "I hate that. Send it to me."
#13 my favorite unofficial Jesus story is that time he was playing with another kid on a roof. The kid fell, and Jesus had to temporarily resurrect him to convince everyone else that he didn't in fact murder his playmate.
To this day my dad insists WASPs are a persecuted minority...