Blaised

111687 pts ยท July 10, 2011


I like New England sports teams, cruiser motorcycles, Chipotle, and The Walking Dead.

DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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My roommate's cat is a complete asshole

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Apparently you can change your gender to literally anything on Facebook

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This is how much a medical pee test costs in America

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YouTube doesn't care about its monetized partners

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When I'm visiting my hometown and someone tries to get my attention by calling out a nickname that hasn't been used in 10 years

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It's a repost, but this six word story hit me hard today after moving out of my ex's house and being deleted off Facebook

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I don't even have words

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Browsing random, and these two images were perfectly placed

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Replace the dilemma with "relationship turmoil and money troubles," and it's a pretty solid solution.

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What it's like to be a journalist

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Can someone help me caption this gif?

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The only talent I have that I'm the least bit proud of

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When I go to a party and there's Oreos out, I cringe when this happens

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So this was attached to an e-mail from my old community college

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Grammarly, you little shit...

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Was talking to a friend about driving in Arizona... oh god, cringe.

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Phrasing!!

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Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but with the onslaught of r/TumblrInAction and unfunny r/Funny reposts...

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Seriously?

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My sister's dog's ear pokes out when she looks up

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I have no idea what I'm going to use this GIF for yet

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Why did he have to go to bed so early...

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Strange way to celebrate a breakfast pizza...

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Breaking up with someone you still love because its the right thing to do

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Like we already didn't have enough reasons to hate 9GAG

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New Year problems

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Pipe the fuck down Facebook, I don't need your judgment

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This is who I'd want defending me if I ever got in trouble with the law

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Watch this while listening to...

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My mom went to Europe and gave me the best souvenir. We call it the "Bottle Pope-ner"

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I made a Facebook ad for my company last week with at $350 daily budget instead of a $50 lifetime budget. I just noticed today.

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Aubrey Plaza (Parks & Recs) will be voicing Tard in a new Lifetime movie

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I'll never understand how I didn't get a multitude of health problems from doing this

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When I'm on cruise control and someone cuts me off

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Oh cruel fate

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When in doubt, twerk it out

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Why would someone desecrate nature like this?

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How I feel after getting my bangs cut

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How I felt tagging along with my coworkers on a motorcycle ride today. They're all stereotypical bikers and I'm... not.

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He deserved better

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And I was in mid-vomit when it went off.

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Winter sure is brutal

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My dad has always said he hates animals. Today while digging through old photos, I found out he doesn't (or maybe once didn't)

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Hadn't been to Disneyland before, and told my friend I don't like big drops. He said Splash Mountain wasn't scary. He lied.

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I'm a little embarrassed it took me 22 years to listen to this song. I wanted to like it, but...

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I was eating breakfast when I read this, and I damn near spat my food out.

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Netflix just came out with this today

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A while ago, I took a picture of the Phoenix mayor at a local event. I thought he deserved a better background for his pose

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Paid off my $15,000 student loan in seven months, anyone want an FAQ?

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As someone living in Arizona, knowing SB1062 will likely crash and burn

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A girl tweeted this hours before she drove the wrong way down an expressway and killed 2 girls

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Andrew WK opened for Black Sabbath last night... huge disappointment

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