20183 pts ยท April 16, 2015
Lurking was so much easier than submitting... http://i.imgur.com/bhPA5k3.gif
I thought the small ones were kids. It looks like there are groups of kids without adults. That's probably why they have Covid.
Call a plumber. Your tree is leaking.
3 words, practice.
Lego
Gotta keep them lids working squeak free.
Salmon are full of spaghetti.
First thought was how clean it is that it can't be Austin.
Teach your kids to shout/sing this while shopping at HEB.
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
Brown chicken brown cow.
Made no sense. I kept misreading it as singers.
Definition of the "the next guys problem".
It's easy to win a fight when the other guy underestimates your skill.
What?
Finger on the trigger before he got on target.
Right? The kind of oversight that gets people killed.
I'm vaguely aware there are 2 miniature clones of me in my house. They eat my food and touch all my stuff. It's great. You'll be fine.
Red oak
Like Wood Allen, Ridley Scott or Tim Burton? Seems to have been okay.
And now someone needs to do the Dark Souls "You died" screen.
You're right. They are trying to hit thebwrong mark. They need to give this thing a personality and a twitter account.
Plague carriers about to get jerked off are saying "Suit up like you're cleaning a meth lab."
Irrelevant. People feel good about themselves now.
Gone through chemo for uterine cancer and he was worried for my wife. Terrible joke, funny story now.
Uterus and they couldnt remove it for another 6 months. DEAD SILENCE. When he finall spoke, I could hear him crying. His sister had just...
So funny joke. I called my parents to tell them my wife was pregnant with our first kid. I told my dad that my wife had a growth in her...
STOP RESISTING!
Erasers for you Americans. Not condoms.
I thought the small ones were kids. It looks like there are groups of kids without adults. That's probably why they have Covid.
Call a plumber. Your tree is leaking.
3 words, practice.
Lego
Gotta keep them lids working squeak free.
Salmon are full of spaghetti.
First thought was how clean it is that it can't be Austin.
Teach your kids to shout/sing this while shopping at HEB.
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
Brown chicken brown cow.
Made no sense. I kept misreading it as singers.
Definition of the "the next guys problem".
It's easy to win a fight when the other guy underestimates your skill.
What?
Finger on the trigger before he got on target.
Right? The kind of oversight that gets people killed.
I'm vaguely aware there are 2 miniature clones of me in my house. They eat my food and touch all my stuff. It's great. You'll be fine.
Red oak
Like Wood Allen, Ridley Scott or Tim Burton? Seems to have been okay.
And now someone needs to do the Dark Souls "You died" screen.
You're right. They are trying to hit thebwrong mark. They need to give this thing a personality and a twitter account.
Plague carriers about to get jerked off are saying "Suit up like you're cleaning a meth lab."
Irrelevant. People feel good about themselves now.
Gone through chemo for uterine cancer and he was worried for my wife. Terrible joke, funny story now.
Uterus and they couldnt remove it for another 6 months. DEAD SILENCE. When he finall spoke, I could hear him crying. His sister had just...
So funny joke. I called my parents to tell them my wife was pregnant with our first kid. I told my dad that my wife had a growth in her...
STOP RESISTING!
Erasers for you Americans. Not condoms.