#rekt
WHITE. MALES. Who needs em?
Meanwhile, in Britainistan...
Nodda Tooma
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep
Always have a Plan C
You have been randomly selected for re-education. Enter the camp via the queue on your left.
So I heard y'all like katzen...
The Hero We Need
"Starving children? I'll pray for them, my son."
MRW the taco bowls at Trump Grill are too luxurious
Supporting Trump IRL
Meet William Ellison. Black man, plantation owner.
I stay with that dank.
Here be dragons
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
Only the Dankest
My Favorite Goose and Raccoon
With our Blessed Angel struck down, only one holy warrior remains. Our last hope against the Crooked Murderess.
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When you see your ex in public and she's a WW1 British Mark V tank
FREE CANDY
That's cold.
MRW I post a not-so-subtle joke to Imgur and everyone thinks I'm serious
Check my new LEGO Jon Voight from Anaconda
You have been visited by Sweet Dreams Pupper and Beb
I've been saying them wrong all this time
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Feng Shui for the Bunghole
So Wikipedia classifies Donald Trump as a god-emperor now.
I am your Fatah.
For most of your Valentine's needs...
Next POTUS, bros?
In light of recent events...
Local paper is in possession of zero chills
People think they're hardcore til they get a look at my breakfast
When things look bleak, but you're white, so you know it's alright.
The new waterboarding
When you're at your GQ photoshoot and see some college kids that need oppressing.
It just doesn't taste the same since it returned. #bringlisteriaback.
When Sir spikes the punch and it gets too real
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Norwegian fascist mass murderer just won a human rights trial.
No chill...
I bequeath unto, proof of our square earth, as described in THE BIBLE (so you know it's true).
Tell me more about the peace and love
MRW my Facebook feed is littered with Bernie/Trump memes, but inside I know that our reptilian moon-man overlords have it all planned out. Stop worrying about who to vote for and prepare for the day of ascension. You are welcome.
Hold the bible high, then put it 'tween 'er thighs.
Will somebody explain to me the difference between Socialism and Communism? Serious request.
We didn't start the fire
When it starts raining at the Huey Lewis concert and you're the only one who came prepared
So Marvin the Martian was the referee in Space Jam because he was neutral. Both a Looney Tune and an alien. (Not an original thought btw. Thanks, Cracked)
12 year olds on Live be like:
"How did it come to this?"