Bombe

9853 pts · May 27, 2013


A pro tip, if I ever heard one!

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. First one is about impulse, the second one is about control.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SAMMA!

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“Short-tempered” Barracuda Chills for 40 Seconds

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I hate getting my hands dirty, but I can imagine that taking this… thing apart, cleaning it, and then reassembling it to have it purr once again like a kitten must be incredibly satisfying.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most of the stuff they fall down from is man-made, so… probably quite okay.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…or God kills a kitten, or what?!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard he was dead.

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All-you-can-eat sushi is the best.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine living in a shithole country without any laws…

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Pure, raw, unrefined talent! \o/

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously, what kind of marriages do these people have?!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free muffin (or apple)! Sounds like success!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks lovely. Sorry for your loss!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bamboozled into fitness. Horrible fate!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 fuck AI slop.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Europe!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make it “Scheißhund” (or “Scheisshund”, if you must), it’s a compound noun. :)

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In my dreams I can never unlock my phone, which is how I usually notice that I’m dreaming. Thanks, phone!

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It’s the only movie I have ever watched more than once in the cinema. I watched it twice!

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And the Universal Brotherhood just thinks you’d make a cute wasp!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hammer.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice!

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THE RESUL

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Most days I’m wearing a blanket wrapped around me because I hate wearing pants. Perfect!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck me sideways, that _is_ depressing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem to have included a Greenland in your America. Denmark would like a word with you!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Muskl?” “Pataltr?” Did ChatGPT write this?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS

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