BoopBoopDEEDoop

42430 pts ยท April 17, 2015


I drove my kids to their dad's last night and I've been laying in bed all day debating whether to just go get them now instead of tomorrow.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dropped a couch on my middle toe when I was little, a same shit different toilet. I feel for you Op!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn this looks fucking delicious

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I... Did not know this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whaaat!? Cool! Lol

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Damn Weird Al, you look amazing for your age.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working at a Solar Home Conversion company. Amazing people, hours, work environment. I can't wait to make some seriously better money! Lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for doing the lords work and sharing this link.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm on my last week working in the northeast US. Just got an amazing fucking job, good luck OP I'm rooting for you!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thus dude and Cera Guy, the only people I "follow" on imgur

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why do your cups have holes?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want he'd mine in the reflection in the overhead lamps. Amazing and terrifying at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah there's that good shit. Thank you lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember when he was the doofy looking one? Because I don't anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 1610 Dislikes 4

I just cleaned the shit out of my stove. Scrapped some sort of thick congealed rusty brown goop out from under the stove top. I feel amazing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a huge ass that forces my back to o curve out words. Sleeping on my belly's like balancing my back on a pointed rock

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't know how long I've kept that a secret, thinking I was some kind of freak. I live by the 5 I'll die by the 5.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love blowing that man his dick is A+. Idk about other ladies but we've gotten freaky since we got married.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not often but when it does I definitely do not rape him with my mouth.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Maybe, but my throat game is on point.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If I'm blowing my husband and he's obviously not into it I stop. Simple as that.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 5

Or the occasional Anticiperection

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their daughters away because he had several broken ribs after. Baby passed away and they are still can't see their other kids. Horrible.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 30

My cousins son unfortunately stopped breathing one day and she did cpr until the ambulance arrived. They charged them with abuse and took 1/

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 32

Pretty spot on for CT though lol, I've never hear someone say anything other than tag sale.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too!

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Not to mention no more trapped penis farts!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Business Catsual

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't really tell from the picture but does it match the color of your other eye?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0