Flys apparently love zima. It's the best fly trap I've ever had
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Velvet ant a.k.a. cow killer
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Drowning but happy
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It's always Halloween at my house
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Found this on Facebook. It made me laugh more than it should have.
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Found this awesome and hilarious t shirt at my local olllies. The more in look at it the funnier it is
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My dog doesn't like storms but I'll keep her safe
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That's what she said
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What it's like having kids summed up in one picture. I grabbed this omw out to work this morning and didn't notice until it was too late.
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Gdit
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Cock painting? Shut up and take my money
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Bic makes the best lighters. Now I feel fabulous and a little like Lisa frank
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I made it into a unicorn.
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I have 6 kids in my house. Went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper. No big deal I'll just wipe with these soft tissues. Do not I repeat do not wipe your butt with Vicks tissue. I think I was set up. I may only have 5 kids in my house later
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Friday the 13th
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Wife made me a cake for Friday the 13th. She's the best
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I thought a kid took a crap in a fish tank. The worlds largest poop at that
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My baby loving jellyfish
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So innocent until you actually read the pen. I left this at my daughters school
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Big balls
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