BottomShelfVodka

1006015 pts · December 22, 2017


You can catch me anytime in the Bottom Shelf Community server on Discord. It's a completely public domain where you can chat and share memes with your fellow Imgurians. https://discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka I also stream with the bottom shelf community live on Twitch at twitch.tv/bottomshelfvodka If you screenshot my bio and manage to get it to front page, I will mail you a bottom shelf assortment of goodies. "I think I've come to realize that life isn't about having a good hand. It's about playing your shitty cards well." - @benedictcucumberpatch

Saved for next year 😎

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#49 Thanks! I hate it.

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#30

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Sold it. Made a dollar per point.

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K

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Sometimes I just want to slum it with the comment trolls to remind me life ain't so bad.

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Wonder what he bought that cost him that leg

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We're all suffering. This place is a prison.

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I also eating eating wine

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Lmao. I have extremely small hands. I have to hold my phone with my left and tap with my right index finger. I edited out all the dead time in the video

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It doesn't really feel like it

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I just gave you a point. I'm here for you 😎

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

yOu'Re WeLcOmE

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Omg there's a club? Do we have meetings? Should I bring food?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh my bad. @rbudrick this guy wants to talk to you specifically

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Lmao. I fuckin HATED that job. Serving is in my blood. I'm a bottom. What can I say?

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Lmao you came back within 2 minutes to tell me to get off the internet after comparing me to another user..on my post. Seems like you're projecting a bit. I'm sorry your dad isn't proud of you either. It stings. I know.

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Yes, but I step down from management because fuck that. I stepped back down to me serving position, and I have been so much happier since then.

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Damn. That's what my dad said when he finally replied.

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Lurking is legal.

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There's no money to be had here. Imgur outsourced their human mod positions to AI so they could save a few pennies. Nah, I'm just pulling back because the site stopped being fun. Every post, no matter how goofy, winds up with someone like you commenting on it trying to shit on a good time. I came back for the Totally Fake Internet Points™. I promise you, nobody cares to pay for my redistributed memes. That would be stupid as fuck.

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I'd sell out in a heartbeat if I could find a way to monetize meme distribution. I'd love to pay off this mortgage one day, however, I just kind of hate this website because of comments like these. That's why I'm pulling away. Y'all don't know how to just laugh at silly shit anymore. The OCD got the best of me, and I couldn't be *that* close to hitting legendary without solidifying the damn thing though.

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