BoyNukem

2662 pts · December 15, 2014


I can drink a pint of Bovril

Good old sunlight. My Dreamcast is a very similar shade too.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A useless home secretary became a useless prime minister? Who would've guessed

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Arse, not art

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 2019 you monster, some of those chicks should be dudes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Death by snu snu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For every Brienne of Tarth, there's a Captain Phasma.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tweet is not journalism.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We self lube anyway. You know you're in the zone when that bell glistens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

X in the middle for me, please.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever gonna start that noughts and crosses game?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm on the Ket diet. All I've lost is my balance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mass Effect Andromeda spoiler - this is the Cora romance scene.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't just chickenpox, this kid has a secondary infection. Chickenpox is pretty mild, which is why we let kids catch it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best kids film I've seen in a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeez you got a big pussie, ʲᵉᵉᶻ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᵘˢˢᶦᵉ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone ever actually fucked cancer? Like penetrated a tumour, or been penetrated by one?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Typical Chelsea fan, going after the black guy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Nothing good ever came from looking through a sex objects favourites.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I had the MMR vaccine. Didn't stop me getting mumps. Twice. Once down each side of my face.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Abilene

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish someone would make something like Streets of Rage with an engine like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my day you could tape two pennies together and it fooled the machine into thinking you'd put a quid in. Good times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. I'm currently under doctors orders to stop using controllers due to RSI. I'm not even Korean for fucks sake.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Paul Dacre, somehow a worse human being than Morgan. Morgan's one of their columnists. He used to be the editor for the Mirror

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A pint and a fight, a Great British night.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's just not very good at acting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

shows that the work to make America great again is only just starting. Maybe something like "Work Sets You Free".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He needs a new slogan. Something powerful, yet considerate, something that shows he's serious, yet also compassionate, something that 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better than the entirety of TFA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1