167 pts · April 9, 2015
My god..... That cornbread looks good. It doesn't look dry. I like my cornbread nice and WET.
That's not the real Big Boss
For some reason, I want to drag my nuts on her face
Just like that AAAAAAANNNDDD it's gone
"The things I do for pussy"
The Penis Rises
"When it's too big for her"
Ugh....I want to make a dirty joke.
I mustn't think of questionable thoughts.
Just marry me
24601!!!!
This was posted 1746 days ago and it's just NOW getting on fp?
Was expecting a sad ending. Glad I was wrong
Somewhere out there is a fan fiction about the relationship between Vision and Stark and the black sheep of the family, Ultron
Not a good plan. Mickey will get his lightsaber call in the Avengers on your ass
That's why I'm a leprechaun
3 for the price of 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But can he see?
Have your way with it. If this gets top comment like what OP said, he'll do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I skipped all the way to end to see if the dog died. Now I can be at peace and read from the top
Oh boy I....wait a minute....wait a minute!!! This is NOT my usual pee spot!!
I want to hug my dog and pinch his cheeks now
"Hey, come here you! Come HERE!! What is that? It's raw!! It's FACKIN RAAAWW!!!!"
I would draw my dream....but it might be better to show you what I did in my dream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like how they automatically speed up after the trip almost like it was intentional to get a running start
Due to the parent not flinching or try to rescue their child, you know this shit has happened before
That's legitness
The Cat Petter: Documentary
Frame this shit mayn!!! Can barely tell the difference
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
My god..... That cornbread looks good. It doesn't look dry. I like my cornbread nice and WET.
That's not the real Big Boss
For some reason, I want to drag my nuts on her face
Just like that AAAAAAANNNDDD it's gone
"The things I do for pussy"
The Penis Rises
"When it's too big for her"
Ugh....I want to make a dirty joke.
I mustn't think of questionable thoughts.
Just marry me
24601!!!!
This was posted 1746 days ago and it's just NOW getting on fp?
Was expecting a sad ending. Glad I was wrong
Somewhere out there is a fan fiction about the relationship between Vision and Stark and the black sheep of the family, Ultron
Not a good plan. Mickey will get his lightsaber call in the Avengers on your ass
That's why I'm a leprechaun
3 for the price of 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But can he see?
Have your way with it. If this gets top comment like what OP said, he'll do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I skipped all the way to end to see if the dog died. Now I can be at peace and read from the top
Oh boy I....wait a minute....wait a minute!!! This is NOT my usual pee spot!!
I want to hug my dog and pinch his cheeks now
"Hey, come here you! Come HERE!! What is that? It's raw!! It's FACKIN RAAAWW!!!!"
I would draw my dream....but it might be better to show you what I did in my dream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like how they automatically speed up after the trip almost like it was intentional to get a running start
Due to the parent not flinching or try to rescue their child, you know this shit has happened before
That's legitness
The Cat Petter: Documentary
Frame this shit mayn!!! Can barely tell the difference
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!