BrettTurley

70863 pts ยท December 31, 2012


I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Aural sex is still sex people. Wear a condom.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I didn't notice any immediate fouling of the seawater intakes. so who knows.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have witnessed this happen. It was a collision, probably not sex

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good Grief.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only the really essential oils

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you work at a bakery, or maybe an auto repair shop or what. How difficult was work bread?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's your turn to clean the shitcase. Get the splatter off stair tile wall.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

done.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this. The man has his life on the line to prove the safety of his work. The chain should absolutely safely hold his weight. In the joist-mount chain trade, we design these things to handle 1 american or several non american workers. Once safely attached, one can freely work to connect (maybe live? power is on) electrical wires and finish the installation with a nice gold leaf covered ceiling medallion.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to check for a tail with lips like that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayoo, they found the Golden Snitch. NOAA Wins!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mind your own bismuth

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmm. Never thought of that aspect of existing works for known artists.

2 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

Drove 4000 miles, still in Texas

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought that was a big ass hamburger

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'ats a Moooorrraaaayyy!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does she have an OF?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The what, you say?

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You're going to need spine surgery for sure.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I want a Visigoth girlfriend

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They didn't mean it literally, just that we'd all be high as fuck doing some nonsense

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weird flex, but ok

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should check out r/wallstreetbets

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He gazed, stunned, with the smell of fried bologna burned into his nostrils.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ain't got a brain tub?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After about 4 floors, people don't fare well. Source: NYC

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I like this design and would love to have avoided awful roomies several semesters. The fakelight is something I own anyway.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 23

Are you sitting criss-cross applesauce by any chance?

4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

It's not easy being green

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0