Some 90s snack nostalgia
Being an adult sucks
Mario gives no fucks
90s cartoon were the best
Told my son the weekend was over. He didn’t take it very well.
He got no gotdang arms
I’m the only one my wife has ever been with
This seems sadly familiar
Fight inflation. Make your own breakfast Baconator.
Child proofed the cabinets last night. My 1yo reaction this morning trying to open them…
This is why I stick to Imgur
As someone who always has a baby face and nearing 40…this hit close to home
Wife and I went strawberry pickin’. Decided to make a pie.
Oh I understand the bees part now…
My friends and I made these a while back
My little dude is my old little dude
Cops
Being a dad of a 1yo, this exactly expresses how I’ve felt this past year.
Today my best buddy turned 4
Saw someone say their comment was removed because they said boobies. I don’t see what the big deal is so here’s a nice pair of boobies.
Redneck word of the day
Moptimus Prime
My best friend and I made a thing
My buddy turned 3 or “21” today so we let him have a beer to celebrate
When you got a small wiener but know how to put it to good use
Found out today that my wife and I are having a boy
Times have changed so much
Damn right we do
When my wife starts describing all the things my baby does when I’m not around…
How dating always seems to go for me
Royal Caribbean dick plan....I mean deck plan
Where everything costs tree fiddy
Some jokes we might have missed growing up...
This is why I give a fuck....
Saw this in the restroom at a local bar last night
My valentine turned 1 today
Season 3 of Stranger Things looks interesting
Say hello to chewy(Chewbacca)
It seemed like the only appropriate answer
One side of my Oreo was upside down
Imgur: Let’s review the year 2020
So my friend got drunk and passed out in his own puke last night
First tube of the year...bet I can keep it the whole winter
First time seeing bubbles
90s cartoons were the best
My plans for valentines
I found where Caitlyn Jenner is building her new house...
The m&m knows what's up
Hard to argue with that
Wake up
When I have to strain really hard to push the stink nuggets out
Not too hard though
Googled patriotic quotes