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BAFTA-award winning actor and supporter of crop rotation.
I suppose it really is true what they say. It ain't easy bein' cheesy.
I never really saw the glamour of it. I guess it looks kinda fun in a 30 second clip, but in reality it's...Get a ride to the airport in some dude's stanky Prius, eat some terrible airport food, settle in to your Economy Premium Plus Whatever seat just in time to get sneezed on for 90 minutes, get some sleep in some no-name 3-star hotel room, have a 30 minute client meeting, then do the whole thing again to get back.Honestly, it's enough to make a guy just work from home in his pajamas.
The toaster of destiny. Only usable by heroes who aren't just loafing around.
These cosmetic surgery before-and-after comparisons are getting ridiculous. Plus, you can tell the lighting is totally different, too.
Monday morning wake-n-bakes just hit different
I assume you could upgrade to taking up the whole bunk for a whopping $44/month, at which point... frankly, I've slept in worse places. Scrape together a few more rupees for a nice pillow and blanket, and then you get to come home and have lentils with the homies every night? Not bad at all.
#11 is there a next page to this story, because i'd really like to know the cure
#15 Actually a pretty decent idea, now we just need it to be done by a restaurant that has some basic notion of food safety
#24 hey pal, how about you make like a tree and slowly grow while also gently nurturing an ecosystem around you, huh
cottage pie lookin' so good it could be an entire house pie
#2 holy crap dude LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE
She makes a loofah-shaped bow instead
damn girl that's the first sign of bumpitis
how dare you mock my infinite shampoo system
I knew this guy in college who was such an advanced cheater that he would actually encode the information into neurons into his brain, and then... get this... he would go to the exam and fire electrical impulses through those same neurons. The nerve of that guy!
One day, you're just a regular dude enjoying classic, simple, natural flavors like Dr. Pepper. Then you make one misstep, and you wake up to find yourself slurping cloacas all over town chasing the peach dragon.Peach Sprite Zero: Not even once.
#36 honestly, dawg, at this point, i think there are some worries
real talk, how do you people function without punctuation?
The job is shitty, and so are your pants? No one's calling you back, which is great news for your social anxiety? For real, though, sorry you're dealing with all that, hope my dumb jokes might've brought a chuckle or two. Good luck with the interview!
Brain cells are for idiots anyway
#5 Moon heard you were talkin' shit
#9 I think this is whats-his-face from that one show, right? I feel like this dude has done a lot to bring beards back into the zeitgeist, whoever he is
Chewing is so last millennium, now it's all about slurping.
#12 A loaf of milk is just a block of cheese. You can get a gallon of eggs easily, they keep the liquid eggs right next to the regular eggs at most grocery stores. And a dozen bread is just, well, a dozen bread. Woman knows what she wants, and frankly, it ain't that complicated.
They should try landing on the wheels. I don't know why they keep landing on their faces, it does not look like a good strategy
You ever wonder why they call them seagulls? It's because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
I'm with you, bro. Serious wtf, can't believe she forgot the pineapple
Sheer willpower
I suppose it really is true what they say. It ain't easy bein' cheesy.
I never really saw the glamour of it. I guess it looks kinda fun in a 30 second clip, but in reality it's...
Get a ride to the airport in some dude's stanky Prius, eat some terrible airport food, settle in to your Economy Premium Plus Whatever seat just in time to get sneezed on for 90 minutes, get some sleep in some no-name 3-star hotel room, have a 30 minute client meeting, then do the whole thing again to get back.
Honestly, it's enough to make a guy just work from home in his pajamas.
The toaster of destiny. Only usable by heroes who aren't just loafing around.
These cosmetic surgery before-and-after comparisons are getting ridiculous. Plus, you can tell the lighting is totally different, too.
Monday morning wake-n-bakes just hit different
I assume you could upgrade to taking up the whole bunk for a whopping $44/month, at which point... frankly, I've slept in worse places. Scrape together a few more rupees for a nice pillow and blanket, and then you get to come home and have lentils with the homies every night? Not bad at all.
#11 is there a next page to this story, because i'd really like to know the cure
#15 Actually a pretty decent idea, now we just need it to be done by a restaurant that has some basic notion of food safety
#24 hey pal, how about you make like a tree and slowly grow while also gently nurturing an ecosystem around you, huh
cottage pie lookin' so good it could be an entire house pie
#2 holy crap dude LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE
She makes a loofah-shaped bow instead
damn girl that's the first sign of bumpitis
how dare you mock my infinite shampoo system
I knew this guy in college who was such an advanced cheater that he would actually encode the information into neurons into his brain, and then... get this... he would go to the exam and fire electrical impulses through those same neurons. The nerve of that guy!
One day, you're just a regular dude enjoying classic, simple, natural flavors like Dr. Pepper. Then you make one misstep, and you wake up to find yourself slurping cloacas all over town chasing the peach dragon.
Peach Sprite Zero: Not even once.
#36 honestly, dawg, at this point, i think there are some worries
real talk, how do you people function without punctuation?
The job is shitty, and so are your pants? No one's calling you back, which is great news for your social anxiety? For real, though, sorry you're dealing with all that, hope my dumb jokes might've brought a chuckle or two. Good luck with the interview!
Brain cells are for idiots anyway
#5 Moon heard you were talkin' shit
#9 I think this is whats-his-face from that one show, right? I feel like this dude has done a lot to bring beards back into the zeitgeist, whoever he is
Chewing is so last millennium, now it's all about slurping.
#12 A loaf of milk is just a block of cheese. You can get a gallon of eggs easily, they keep the liquid eggs right next to the regular eggs at most grocery stores. And a dozen bread is just, well, a dozen bread. Woman knows what she wants, and frankly, it ain't that complicated.
They should try landing on the wheels. I don't know why they keep landing on their faces, it does not look like a good strategy
You ever wonder why they call them seagulls? It's because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
I'm with you, bro. Serious wtf, can't believe she forgot the pineapple
Sheer willpower